Disclaimer: SlickNickShady offers up his newest BEEP. Nick is becoming suspicious about my owning PotF. Don't tell him I don't, okay? I want to break it to him gently. Maybe I'll do it after I return from Pickford--oops.
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Hey, Keely, Doll. It is I, Batina Messerschmitt. Thanks for the highlighting suggestion; I look marvelous. Nathan is significantly calmer than usuall and I am wondering what you and your boyfriend's secret is. My afternoon competition at the Pickford Imitation Crab Meat Plant was wunderbar; I know you must have wanted to find out the results before Nathan and I dashed home. Well, my little child care wonder, I avoided being cut out of the first level's elimination round by just a whisker, the second by a razor's edge, and placed first in the final by a hair. My Dear, I have never had such a close shave in all my born days. Call me,Keely-Darling. I must dash, must dash, must dash -- because I hear my Nathan's calling me. Coming, Buhbala! Tah-tah Keely. Call me. I have another baby sitting job next Saturday for you!
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