Ruko-chan: I am Tobi and I is a good boy (is shot)
Ruko-chan: oh, my God, it's almost holiday! (dances around)
Kyuubirules4: yep, she's crazy.
Naruto: uhuh.
Ruko-chan: No I'm not. And don't mess with me mister.
Kyuubi: ooooh, I'm so scared, and I'm shaking in my boots.
Sasuke: uh, kyuubi, you don't have any boots.
Ruko-chan: (Does dramatic gasp) how dare you question my awesomeness?
Kyuu4 (also known as kyubirules4): what awesomeness? (Feels evil aura from ruko-chan) I mean, yeah your awesomeness.
Ruko-chan: that's better (grins)
Sasuke: (blinks)
Naruto: (whispered) uh is she bipolar or what?
Ruko-chan: what did you say?
Sasuke and naruto: *a little too fast* nothing! (Sweating)
Kyuu4: you have absolutely no sense of humor, whatsoever.
Ruko-chan: that's not true. I've just run out of ideas kay? Not my freaking fault!
Kyuu4: yeah just keep telling yourself that.
Ruko-chan: don't mind him readers, he's just grumpy that Santa didn't leave him anything because he's been a bad boy. Did I mention he was a guy? My bad.
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy, Santa brings Tobi a present.
Ruko-chan: yes Tobi, Toby is a good boy (throws around Tobi plushies.)
Kyuu4: what is with your obsession with Tobi lately?
Ruko-chan: I donno I'm just smart enough to know better, too lazy to actually care.
Kyuu4: ruko-chan and I don't own naruto. (Mumbles) we just owns our Ideas, plot, story and OCs
Ruko-chan: why the hell did you include yourself in the disclaimer?
Kyuu4: cause, I'm your smexy partner.
Ruko-chan: you're a gorilla.
Kyuu4: I'm a smexy gorilla.
Warnings: surprise, dry humor, lots of notes. Teehee
Notes: this chappie's written by my best friend unfortunately kyuu4, he owns Kanaye and Hitori. And oh, this is gonna be my (kyuu4: our) longest chappie yet, stay out of my lines kyuu.
Kyuu4: (reads a suspicious looking little orange book)
Ruko-chan: kyuu, is that my new version of icha-icha paradise?
Kyuu4: (hides book) uh… no.
Ruko-chan: (roars and dives on kyuu4) mine…
Kyuu4: aaaah
Naruto: maybe we should help him
Kyuubi: naaa (puts on sun glasses and sips a martini.)
Naruto: (shrugs and joins him while sun bathing)
Sakura: kyuu4-kun!
Rating: PG 13. For now, (I'm getting to the good stuff damn it.)
'This is thinking.'
"This is talking."
'This is kyuubi and shukaku talking.'
This is a flashback
Recap.
Naruto scowled at Shino who didn't notice as he was talking to Tenten. However they all stopped when they saw Naruko.
"Ehehehe, uh hi" she said sheepishly.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Naruto snickered at the dumbstruck look on the visitors' faces, which earned him a blow to the head from the Hinata. Yes Hinata, not Sakura and he fell down anime style (A/N, ya know with the head down and legs up)
"Uh, what's going on?" Kiba asked.
Sasuke even had a lost look on his face which soon vanished as Naruko spoke.
"Nice to see you again, Sa. Su. Ke." She said and winked.
Sasuke gasped.
'That voice, it's…'
Flashback
In one of Orochimaru's hideouts
"Who are you?" a sharingan eyed raven asked a figure who looked like it was trying to jump out the window.
The girl blushed and suddenly looked like a child who had been caught stealing from the cookie jar.
"Um, I'm nobody." She replied.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, which faded into onyx.
"What are you doing here? And stop trying to look innocent because I know that you are anything but that."
The girl smirked and came out of the shadows.
"Ok, you got me" she said and grinned so wide it threatened to cut of her face.
'Hn, she really acts like the dobe, HOLY SHIT she is the dobe! Stupid sexy no jutsu.'
But a part of him was happy to finally see his old teammate, rival and best friend not that he'll ever admit that, Uchiha pride and what not. However, he was in for the shock of a life time, dun dun duh!
Ruko-chan: Maybe I should leave it like that. Oh no, an angry mob is coming, eeeee (dodges touches and pitchforks) ok, I'll continue (pitchfork hits her). (Drops dead and leg twitches)
Kyuubi: maybe we should move her
Sasuke: naaa, I have a better idea (rubs hands evilly)
*see the rest of note at the end* *curse you Sasuke!*
"Give up naruto; I'm not going back to Konoha… at least, not until I kill my brother." He said although he didn't think she heard the rest.
Her eye twitched.
"Hey, I think there's been a big misunderstanding here. First off, my name is Naruko not naruto ya hear? Na. Ru. Ko. Second, I'm not a leaf ninja; I'm a mist ninja, third, what brother?"
Sasuke almost shook in fear, observe keyword ALMOST.
'Wow, she's as scary as Tsunade.
His mind wondered to when he first met the VERY busty blonde woman.
He shuddered.
'Nope, Tsunade's scarier.'
"You're not Uzumaki naruto?"
"No shit Sherlock, would you like a medal captain obvious?"
Inner Sasuke ran around in circles throwing Sakura petals and saying 'I like her. Lalalalalalala.'
"I'm sorry, it's just you look so much like the dobe."
Naruko looked slightly taken aback by his apology.
"What?"
"You apologized. The great Uchiha Sasuke actually apologized. I'm honored." Naruko said and bowed in mock respect.
"Why so surprised dobe?"
"Oh shut it teme. It's just, I heard from the other prisoners that you don't respect anyone, not even orochima-freak not to talk about apologizing. " She said and grinned, totally forgetting she was supposed to find a way to escape.
"You're a prisoner?"
"Yeah, didn't you know?"
Sasuke shook his head in the negative.
"Wow, and here I am, talking to you when I should have been finding out a way to get outta here." Her grin faltered and she held out her hand, half expecting him to put her back in the prison cell, half expecting him to kill her there but what happened wasn't at all anything she had expected.
"Go, get outta here."
"What?"
"I said, go, and leave this place. You wanted to escape didn't you?"
"Well, ye-yeah, are you sure?"
He nodded
Inner Sasuke said…
'No! Don't leave me. Waaaah!'
"Why?"
'Yes, why am I doing this? Why do I want to let her go anyway? The truth is, I just want to see her smile again' (A/N aww kawaii, kyuubi: bleah!)
'I'm in love' inner Sasuke thought with heart shaped eyes.
"I donno." He finally replied.
"Oh, I don't know why you're doing this but… thank you Sa. Su. Ke." She said and gave him a kiss on the cheek, holding him for support as she reached up to do so as he was about an inch taller than her.
She then placed a plain necklace with an oval shaped ruby pendant in his hand and disappeared.
Sasuke gave the tiniest of smiles unconsciously touched his cheek.
'Wow.' They both thought.
(A/N ruko-chan and kyuubi: bwahahahahahaha! Sasuke and Naruko: blush)
'What is this?' he thought and looked at the necklace.
He then put it around his neck and walked away with a tiny smile on his face.
Unknown to him, a white haired ninja with round oversized glasses had been watching the whole scene unfold.
'Naruko hum? Well then, I'm gonna get a little surprise for our Sasuke-kun.' He said and disappeared, chuckling as he went.
Flashback end
Sasuke and Naruko soon had a blush pasted on their faces.
The others each had an anime question mark on their heads, except Hinata who blushed as she remembered their talk the day before…
Flashback
"…so you're saying th-that you have already met Sasuke?" Hinata asked.
"Yeah… I guess." She replied blushing.
"Uh, Naruko-chan? Why are you blushing?"
"Wa-what are you talking about? I'm n-not blushing." She stuttered, blushing redder.
Hinata grinned and asked.
"What happened between you too? Did you go out? Did you go to the movies? Did you watch the sunset? Or… *insert gasp* did you do it?"
Each question made the blonde turn a deeper shade of red but the last one earned Hinata a mouth full of PILLOW!
Naruko then proceeded to tell her about her kiss with Sasuke.
Flashback end
"y-you remember huh?" Naruko said and tried not to meet the raven's eyes.
Sasuke's face returned to normal and he smirked, bringing a pendant from his vest and showing it to the blonde.
She gasped and looked at the pendant.
'I-it's my necklace. The one I gave to him…'
"You kept it? Why?"
"Well, I donno." Sasuke answered and sighed.
"That seems to be your answer to all my questions Sasuke-teme. Anyway, thanks, I didn't think you would keep it." She said and grinned.
"Hn, you're such a dobe."
"Whatever, so Sasuke, what happened, last time I saw you, you were with orochima-freak (Kiba snickered at the name.) What happened?" Naruko asked, causing Sasuke to frown at the sudden change of subject but he smirked.
"You know Naruko, for the mizukage's assistant, you sure are an idiot if you don't know what happened."
"What did you say teme? For your information, I'm not an idiot. I'll have you know, I will be the best mizukage ever and I'll make everyone acknowledge my existence, believe it!" Naruko said and grinned.
Sasuke looked slightly taken aback and all the others, except Gaara were thinking the same thing.
'Man, she's another naruto'
However…
"You wanna be mizukage? I wanna be hokage! I'm so glad you're my sister!" naruto yelled and hugged Naruko.
She giggled in return and hugged him back.
"Me too, brother!"
'Sister? Brother? Was what was on the minds of the newcomers.
Kakashi dropped his book; Sasuke's mouth practically hit the ground, Kiba farted, Akamaru fainted of the smell, Shino was being, well Shino, Ino looked flabbergasted, choji dropped his chips, Shikamaru said 'man, so troublesome.', Sai smiled his creepy smile, Neji's eye twitched, lee stopped talking about youth and gai-sensei thank God, barney danced, and Tenten died.
Not really
Ruko-chan: (is asleep)
Kyuubi: what do you suggest we do?
Kyuu4: ties her to a chair, and paints a mustache, beard, large eyebrows and wrinkles on her on her face and made her look sort of like that guys in lazy town, ya know, the one that wears blue. (If you wondering why I know about lazy town, it's because ruko-Chan's a part time baby sitter and she makes me go with her.)
Ruko-chan: (wakes up) aaaaaaaah what did you do to my face? (10 terrifying minutes later)
Ruko-chan: Ok and I know the pairings were supposed to be GaaraOC but kyuu wanted to make it sasuOC.
To Iluvninjas
But guess what? My story, double trouble is now dedicated to you kay? I'm sorry for not going with your advice for GaaraOC, forgive me please. And as for the double trouble story, I have no idea where it's going so if you have any ideas for the plot, tell me kay? And I wanna write another story so I can become a beta reader but I got no idea what I'm gonna write so gimme Ideas, I'll dedicate the story to you too. That goes to all of you readers. I shall dedicate the story to the first reviewer who gives me ideas, not flames.
To other reviewers
If you're wondering why I only talked to iluvninjas on my end note, it's because she's the only one who frequently reviews my stories. So Pleeeeease review my awesome story
Kyuubi: you mean this stupid piece of junk.
Ruko-chan: kyuubi if you make me mad, in my next fic, I'll make you wear a bikini bwahahahahaha!
Kyuu4: oh my God! I didn't need that mental image; it burns my eyes, nooooo!
Kyuubi: fine, I'm sorry
Ruko-chan: (grins that's better)
Kyuu4: wow, Kabuto saw Naruko kiss Sasuke.
Hint: I smell a rat, eh snake hehe
I also forgot to till you their ages in this story
Sai, Neji, Gaara, Ino, choji, Kiba, Shino: 17
Hinata, naruto, Sasuke, Naruko, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten: 16
Kankuro, lee, Kanaye, Shikamaru, shun: 18
Temari: 19
Ruko-chan: less than 21
Kyuu4: less than 23
Kakashi, gai, Asuma: 26
Kurenai, iruka, Yamato, Anko: 25
Konohamaru, Hanabi: 13
Moegi, udon: 12
Tsunade: more than a 100.
Tsunade: I'm not that old brat.
Kyuu4: ooooww
Note: Asuma, Jiraiya, Itachi, and all of the Akatsuki, minus Hidan and Kakuzu are alive.
And I want to take the time to personally thank iluvninjas for reviewing, we reeeeaaaaly appreciate it bye.
Kyuu4: bye bye
Ruko-chan: shut up… gorilla.
Kyuu4: :-o
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