Disclaimer: I come here for a booster shot because I haven't yet built up an immunity for not owning Phil of the Future.
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Hello. This is Mrs. Lloyd Diffy. My daughter, Pim Diffy, won't be coming to school for the rest of the week because she has a bad cold. Very bad. Eruptingly bad. Nose lava is gushing out everywhere and you wouldn't want her there without a bucket and a very large mop. Don't bother sending her homework home with my brother -- my son, Phil Diffy, because ... because ... 'cause since I -- she wasn't in class -- well, how could she do homework about lessons she missed? Duh. And, uh, same goes for her 5th period book report on Wuthering Heights and 6th period political science test -- I mean, in another hundred years, who's going to care a flying fig about health care reform, am I right? Over and out. Sayonara. I'm out of here. I wonder what cartoons are on now ...
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