Naru-uchiha: hey I know the last chapter wasn't the best but would it kill you to review every once in a while *fumes*? I mean, don't you love me anymore? *cries*
Itachi: I love you.
Naru-uchiha: thank you Itachi-kun, I feel much better now *giggles*
Sasuke: sometimes, I think you're bi-polar.
Naru-uchiha: hn, foolish little brother, you are weak.
Itachi: stop quoting me.
Sasuke: yeah
Naru-uchiha: you lack…hatred, come to me only when you have the same eyes that I do.
Itachi:, stop quoting me or else, I'm breaking up with you.
Naru-uchiha: very well, we are officially fired from being my imaginary boyfriend.
Itachi: sulks in a corner
Naru-uchiha: sasuke, you're hired.
Sasuke: yay! I finally beat you Itachi
Itachi: dies.
Naru-uchiha: bwahahahahahahahahahahah!
Replies to your oh so beautiful reviews
Cohy-chan
Since you reviewed multiple times I'll answer all of them once.
Inner sasuke's cute? Glad you think so.
Okay, I'll think about your idea, though I might still use gaara.
Yeah he did cry, but I'm not good at writing those kinds of scenes so I kinda rushed it.
Whoa, nice idea, though I won't do it in this story, I just might write a crack fic about it when I'm not so busy.
And now for the part you have all been waiting for…
HERE'RE YOUR COOKIES!
Kanamehinata
5 stars…for me? Thank you so much, I'm so happy you like this story this much.
Evil-x-love
Uh…opps?
Hylian mage
I will continue though I have no idea where the story is going so if you have any ideas, humor or plot, gimme gimme gimme!
Desertrommel
Really? Thanks for reviewing
Disclaimer: you think if I own the anime or the manga I would be writing fanfiction about it? If so, you are seriously twisted.
Note: I've lost my humor, it's gone, so I have to settle for other means of getting it, so if you have any ideas, preferably very detailed, feel free to tell your loyal authoress.
'This is thinking'
"This is talking"
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"Uh, who are you?" kiba asked stupidly
(A/N sorry, it's not that I don't like kiba, I just love torturing the characters bwahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!)
"Oh sorry, I'm I Naruko, naruto's sister." Naruko said.
"Sister? I didn't know naruto had a sister." Ino said.
"Oh, the flames of youth burn brightly in you!" lee yelled for no apparent reason.
Everyone sweatdropped and pointedly ignored the mini gai clone.
"Uhuh, neither did we, we just found out about 6 hours ago" hinata said.
Kiba gasped dramatically.
"Hinata talked, without stuttering, it's the end of the world! Run for your lives!" kiba screamed and started running around the place.
BOINK!
Alas, kiba had been hit on the head by the indigo haired beauty. Yes, hinata, not sakura.
"Hinata hit kiba?" ino screamed
Kakashi gaped, neji's eyes widened, shikamaru snored loudly as he slept and gaara had a very large anime sweatdrop and…
Shino died.
Not really, he just passed out.
(A/N okay, sorry)
"Naruto, can I talk to you for a minute?" sakura asked after everyone was back to normal, well as normal as they could get which was relatively closer to insanity than normalcy.
Naruto's eyes narrowed apprehensively.
"It's okay, I just want to apologize, ramen, my treat" sakura said.
At the mention of his favourite food, naruto's eyes brightened.
"Yatta!" he yelled and walked away with sakura who had a predatory look in her eyes.
When the two walked away, hinata frowned and scowled.
"Hinata, are you feeling alright?" shino asked concerned.
"Um, yeah shino-kun, why would you think otherwise?" she asked.
"Well you, look kinda…never mind, me and shino are going to get some barbeque, wanna come?" kiba asked with a toothy grin.
"Uh sure kiba-kun" and with that, team 8 left the area.
The rest of the shinobi slowly dispersed the area leaving only sasuke and Naruko.
"So sasuke, you never told me, why did you let me go that day?" Naruko asked.
"I…I don't know." Sasuke sighed.
"Oh…oh okay, come on I need you help." Naruko said dragging the confused sasuke along
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With sakura and naruto
"So naruto, I'm sorry for talking to hinata that way, I don't know what came over me" sakura said with feigned guilt.
"It's okay sakura-chan, I forgive you" naruto said and grinned.
"Sakura, can I ask you something?" he asked.
"Sure, what is it?" she smiled but didn't expect what he asked next.
"Well kinda like hinata a lot, so I was wondering if you could tell her to meet me at the training grounds when we get to konoha." Naruto said.
Sakura suddenly halted.
'He likes hinata? No, I won't allow it, naruto's mine and I won't let anyone have him, especially not a sniveling, white eyed bitch.' Sakura thought and mentally growled but on the outside, she gave naruto a small smile.
"Sure naruto" she said.
"Really, thanks, for a second there I thought you weren't going to agree" naruto said.
"Of course I will, when?" sakura asked.
"Oh, in three days" Naruto said and smiled as they made their way to nearby ramen booth.
One male extremely happy to see his favorite food again and one extremely cunning plotting female.
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With team 8
"So have you told the fox boy yet?" kiba asked.
"Huh?" hinata asked.
"Don't play dumb, we both know you like him, so did you tell him?" shino asked.
Hinata sighed.
"No, sakura likes him too and she has a much better chance of getting him than I do, I mean, she's prettier than I am and is even on his team" hinata said.
"Sakura? Please, you're way prettier than that banshee that looks like cotton candy threw up all over her" kiba said.
"Yeah, you're strong, smart and are the prettiest girl I've ever seen; uh aside from my girlfriend that is, anyway any guy would be lucky to have you" shino said causing hinata to blush and smile.
"Uh, I'm still not over that girlfriend thing" kiba said and shino rolled his eyes.
Hinata giggled.
"Yeah, Naruko-chan said something like that too…" she said.
"Smart girl; about that, tell me everything that happened." Kiba urged.
"Okay, well we were all…" hinata told them everything that happened in their mission aside from the secrets they had told each other in the tent.
"So hinata, when we get back to konoha, could we hang out a little? Since we've all been so busy with our missions, we've barely had time to hang out; what do you say?" shino asked.
"Sure when?" hinata asked.
"In three days"
"Aw man, I have a mission in three days?" kiba groaned.
"Guess it'll be just two of us then?" shino asked.
"Yeah, another time kiba-kun"
"Okay" the dog boy replied.
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With sasuke and Naruko
"Why did you bring us here Naruko?" sasuke asked as they were currently on the roof of the kazekage mansion.
"Hinata likes naruto" Naruko blurted out.
"Uh, everyone know that" sasuke said.
"Sakura likes him too."
"…So?" sasuke asked.
"Well, knowing sakura, she's probably going to try and break them apart so she can get naruto." Naruto said.
"And what does that have to do with me?" sasuke asked.
"Well, you are going to help me get hinata and my horribly dense brother together..." Naruko said.
"Yeah I'm still trying to grasp that brother thing." Sasuke interrupted.
"…and at the same time, keep sakura from them." Naruko said paying no heed to the raven.
"Don't I get any say in this?" sasuke asked.
"Nope" naruto said and grabbed his hand before running across the roof, pulling sasuke behind her.
Sasuke blushed as he looked at their joined hands.
And inner sasuke…well, he was lying on the ground with a stupid smile on his face making snow angels as sakura petals fell from the sky.
Oooooh, planning and plotting, I like it! What is sakura planning? And more importantly, what are sasuke and Naruko going to do about it? Are naruto and hinata going to become a couple or is he going to be with the pink haired blob? Is Naruko going to end up with sasuke? Who the heck is shino dating and why is kiba uncomfortable with it? If you want to find out, you gotta review, I'm not going to update until I get more than 4 reviews so REVIEW!
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