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by CraftyNotepad

Excuse me just a moment while I check my messages ... A collection of 200-word or so phone messages left on the answering machines about Pickford. You're not only invited to read; you're invited to submit your own! GUEST AUTHORS' BEEPs ARE SHOWN IN CAPS

38. I Know Your Secret

Disclaimer: Can you keep a secret? I don't own Phil of the Future.

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Phil Diffy, I know your secret. You're from the future, but you can't return. You have access to amazing technology which you're going to hand over to me. Tomorrow, you're going to place your Wizrd, NewAger, InstaMorph, Invisaspray, and your skyak in locker 2121 at Wells. You will tell no one. You wILL-ZaarKK-NG-Ng-ng-ng Rat snacks. I hate it when the voice modulator on my Wizrd fades out. Okay, Phil, you got me. I knew you'd be on your toes for my pranks on April Fool's Day -- bet I had you watching your back all day yesterday -- HA!-- but your guard was bound to be down today. It would have worked, too, if it wasn't for my stupid wizrd. Don't matter, Diffy, cause I'll get you next time. BWAH-HA--HA-HA!

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