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by CraftyNotepad

Excuse me just a moment while I check my messages ... A collection of 200-word or so phone messages left on the answering machines about Pickford. You're not only invited to read; you're invited to submit your own! GUEST AUTHORS' BEEPs ARE SHOWN IN CAPS

40. Tia And Roger Nutchie?

Disclaimer: I don't own PotF, an automatic pudding dispenser or even an amazing eraser.

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Hello? Tia? This is Roger -- Roger "the King" Nutchie. You did a great job demoing my portable changing room at the invention expo. Now that I've won, again, for the forth time, I thought maybe you'd like to work together again. You see, I've been tinkering with an idea since you started working for me, and, are you free Saturday? Ten A.M., my garage, don't be late, and, oh, don't tell that dip, Diffy, because I want you all to myself. Wear something shiny and tight, Tia, 'cause I'll be all over you with my newest invention, the automatic snowsuit remover.

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