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Author's Note: 68 Reviews. Thank you, Reviewers! By far, the most any of my stories has ever received! The time and effort you've offered are much appreciated, as are the chapters contributed by fellow PotF writers! Thank you, one and all!
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Hello? Keely? It's Jenna, Long time listener, first time caller. I love your new show, Keely's Korner. I've purchased several each of your products; you're a great sales person! Scrunchies, tube socks, even the industrial strength necklaces, though heavy, were stylin'. I'm so happy I watch your show. I have, however, been remorseful over my more recent purchases. The mop wigs will never be donned by anyone ever again after what the cat did to them -- if you have any cats, then you know -- that smell just won't come out! I'm returning these for refund; I bought the Five-Days-A-Week Wig package. It's the umbrella skirt which has been the most disappointing, though. Boys can't approach me -- no more hugs and kisses from my boyfriends. (Well, if I had a boyfriend.) Sure, it sounded great in your pitch, about not being crushed on the bus or in lines, but the first time I walked past an outlet and one of the skirt's metal tips at the end of the umbrella's ribs slipped between a plug's prongs -- well, the Keely Teslow I've heard of would have done an investigative report on the dangers of wearing umbrella skirts. Just imagine if you were wearing one and were caught in a lightning storm! Enclosed in the bill from the emergency room covering their treatment of my electrical burns, along with my receipt for seven umbrella skirts. Please don't be shocked, but I need you to reimburse me this week or my Mom's going to call the Pickford Better Business Bureau. (Something about selling dangerous novelty products without a license. I didn't even know you could apply for a license to sell dangerous beauty products.) Please get the money to me by Friday, and, if you could, tickets for your next Keely's Korner. I'm still your biggest fan. It's my mom who's making me leave this message. See you at school tomorrow, Keely, at least for your latest Keely's Korner. Aluminum foil vests, Right? See ya.
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