Disclaimer
There once was a show about a tomato-y town,
Where resided nary a frown.
Tho' viewers thought forever it would last,
It fell into the past.
That I don't own it dost bring me down.
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Mr. Diffy, you were simply enchanting today in class. So free, intrepid, and confident. I must confess, when you serenaded me with your quatrain, it made me blush. I wonder if you have any photos left of your abstract dance performance. There's this prose magazine that I've been attempting to have my own work published in for years -- I just know with pictures of your prancing, Mr. Diffy, they'd finally print my poems. Until we meet anew, my precious "Teacher's Pet."
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