Disclaimer: Barbara Diffy has four toes on each foot, I have five, Marilyn Monroe sported six. What do we all have in common? All are considered beautiful and none of us owns Phil of the Future.
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Harry? This is Neil Hackett from the UFO Club. Congratulate me; the Silver Pheasant Award is as good as mine. Whoopie! I have proof positive of aliens right here in my backyard. Yes, I know I've told you that before, but I really did have a close encounter with out worldly creatures in the back of my property. I did. As a matter of fact, quite a few strange goings on have been happening since I moved next to the Diffys. Anyway, the aliens --they look just like us, except for their feet -- I have footprints in my yard after all that rain we've been having. Some big feet, some smaller ones, but the smaller ones have only four toes! This is absolute proof that four-toed aliens are right here in Pickford and are chasing five-toed humans, probably to beam away to do experiments on them ... I--I -- Ay, yi, yi! I could be next! I was going to ask you to come on over and make plaster casts of these funny footprints; maybe me and Roswell could stay at your place for a few months instead?
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Couldn't resist, Nick. I became inspired while we were chatting and this just wrote itself. Next one is the big Five-Oh!