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Mr. Kirkpatrick? This is Ms. Jenkins of the Pickford Petting Zoo. I'm sorry to have to call -- again, but we have your son here and he's disrupting the petting zoo experience for the other children. Please, can you come and pick up as soon as you get this message? He fine, but he's sweating "blue" through his shirt --is that normal for him? Sonny, come here and tell your father what happen. You'll have to stop crying, so she'll -- I'm sorry, Mr. Kirkpatrick, but he won't come to the phone right now, but you have my word that he's fine. No lamb licking was involved this time, but he was touched in his privates. No people were involved, unless you count the children and their parents watching; it was just an amorous goose that, er, goosed him. He just kept rocking himself back and forth muttering something about he'll get even her. I told him that it was a boy goose, but that just seemed to make things worse, and now he won't stop crying. Please come immediately and, pretty please, from now on maybe you should limit Tanner only petting the stuffed animals in the gift shop.
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