Disclaimer: Unlike the French, Julienne, sometimes I get so hot and fried that I don't own Phil of the Future, that I just feel boiling mad, even though I know it doesn't make me a-peelin'.
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Gosh, Mrs. Diffy, Master "D" here. I had such a great time with you today, it was almost like having Pim along! Who would have guessed that you loved spuds as much as I do? Partakers of the Pickford Potato Fair will be talking about this day for a long time -- you were magnificent. Just how many blue ribbons did you win in all? I remember the potato shot-put needed three tape measures to determine your terrifically tuber 222 feet -- definitely a record! And, Mrs. Diffy, you're so artistic -- I see where Pim gets her ... detail oriented-side ... those were two of the cutest sculpted potato earrings the judges had ever imagined possible. How did you get the details so exact? Usually, everyone's sculptures just look like peeled potatoes, but yours -- no one had every seen Friar Fred and the Pickford Mission tooled in tuber before! Starch-o-rific! Sorry you didn't win at the potato cooking contest, but take heart, yours is the very first "Honorable Mention" ribbon ever awarded in that event -- no one had every seen french fries that color before! I bet you'll walk away with a blue ribbon instead of a white participation one next year in the potato mashing contest. I really think you should have taken my advice in the potato vat because keeping your socks on made it slipperier and really slowed you down. Don't feel blue though, because I'm coming right over to award you a special blue ribbon from me for being my best pal today and peeling me out of my potato costume (I was a Russet) so we could be in the three-legged potato sack race together -- We won! Yippee! I still don't know how you could move so fast after winning the mashed potato eating contest. Yeah, next year the Potato Fair officials aren't going to recycle the mashings from the barefoot vat mashings to be used in the eating contest ... so just think how much more happier your face will look when you defend your title next year! Maybe Pim will be able to join us, too. See you soon, Partner!
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