Disclaimer: Darn noble elements refusing to share their electrons, just like the people who own Phil of the Future don't want to share ownership with me. Darn.
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Keely, it's Grace! You're wonderful! I had the best time tonight with Grady. "Grace and Grady," "Grady and Grace" -- don't we already sound like a couple? Not sure if I'm crazy about "Gracie Spaggett-ti" though ... Grady's so brilliant; he's certain to have a solution. After all, no one calls him -- that -- that word. Oh, Keely, we had the most wonderful night after we left for the observatory -- he's a listener, you know? Even though Grady was your date and just noticed me for a few minutes in the back of Phil's house, it was like he had been thinking about me forever. Oh, my gosh, Keely -- Phil! Was he crushed? You're such a good friend to play E.R. with his heart after I broke it. Sorry I dumped in on you like that, but it was just -- Grady, he -- we were so caught up on the moment -- you understand? What am I saying? Of course, you do! You were there and saw everything. OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, KEELY TESLOW!! You -- actually, now that I come to think about it, you really didn't do anything. I mean, you changed my looks and all to attract Phil while Grady was the man for me -- how could you miss something that huge? And you call yourself a "matchmaker?" Phil Diffy? What were you thinking? Why'd you want to help me hook up with Phil? Between you and me, he's no Grady Spaggett. "Spaggett" ... "Spaggett" ... such a noble name. "Grace Spaggett." Yeah, I think it sounds beautiful -- much better than "Gracie Diffy." Yeech! Still, if you see Phil -- and who are we kidding? You're going to see Phil -- tell him "I'm sorry it didn't work out, but I had a lovely time." See you in chem, Keely. Say, you and Phil are lab partners, too -- have you ever considered ... nah, that's just a crazy idea.
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