AUTHOR'S NOTE and Disclaimer: Rat Snacks! Bad enough I don't own PotF, but now I have to start watching Zeke and Luthor. After no new work on her resume for four years, Juliet Holland-Rose -- our Olivia "I prefer Via," is credited in four episodes playing a character named "Olivia,*" their new neighbor from England. Gosh, it's great to see originality and creativity are alive and well on the Disney Channel! Well, they're pushing "Pebble In the Water," so at least they're recycling.

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Alright, Owen, enough. I give up. As flattering as your invitation is to help "break-in" your new car with a picnic in Tiger Woods, I must decline. Now, it's not you. It's Dad. My father simply put his foot down once he heard Mr. Woods' name mentioned. I do, however, have an alternative suggestion. I'd like to offer to take you under my tutelage for etiquette. For starters, at least at school, you must come to accept that ketchup is not a beverage; it is a condiment -- and I know what you think I just said and I didn't! A condiment is an additive enhancement to a food, such as salt, relish, or ketchup; the other is -- never mind; we'll stick to elementary table condiments and civilized dining. What say we have afternoon tea at the Coco Palace? No, on second thought, you should come practice at my house before I take you out in public. You can meet my pop. Must dash; Keely's here for our other project.

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*I thought Via was smart. What is she doing still in high school four years later?