Disclaimer: Happy? Of course, I'm Happy! No, I don't own Phil of the Future, but this is the two-month anniversary of BEEP!

Thanks Everybody! Just like Phil, I value loyalty and people I can believe.

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Hey, Keels. Got your present to me in my locker. Let me get a handle on this. Two-hour anniversary was salt and pepper shakers and new nicknames. Our two-day anniversary brought friendship bracelets which you renamed bonding bracelets. I'm sorry. I would have worn mine if you hadn't loaded it up with charms -- guys don't tinkle when they walk. For our fortnight, you treated us to matching jackets -- really, I like pink and orange, and now you've gone and purchased me a ... Keely, you know what? You've done so much already. Really, you've spoiled me; in fact, I think it's my turn to pick out our presents. What would you say to our getting matching tattoos, 22nd Century style? Empathy tattoos, they're kinda neat. The Wizrd puts the tattoo where only you can see it -- on the inside of one of your eyelids. Anytime you blink, you'll see a color representing my emotional state at that moment. It's sorta future mood ring, and if you don't like yours, I can wizrd it off in a jiff. Wish I could talk Mom into tagging Pim with one, sort of as an early warning system. Happy Anniversary, Pepper!

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