Disclaimer: I don't own Phil of the Future or a conductor's baton.
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Mr. and Mrs. Farmer? This is Officer Krendle. Could you please come early to pick up Bradley at the recital? He's fine, but he claims some girl stole all his clothes, then locked him in a closet. So, that's assault, theft, false imprisonment, ... oh, and his conductor's wand thingy was taken -- theft again. I think it was just kids having fun. Bradley even mentioned that he was attracted to her. Again, your son is fine, but please come as soon as you can. See, I'm getting cold because Bradley's wearing my coat and it's getting dirty as he walks around and drags part of it on the ground. I'd appreciate it. Thank you.
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