Disclaimer: I think maybe yes, I don't own Phil of the Future.
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Hello Phil! This is your old gymnastics teacher, Coach Buchinsky. How are you? I am fine. It's a lie! Oh, Phil! With teacher salary cutbacks, I have moved out of my tiny little apartment. I think, maybe I live at school, sleep on sweaty wrestling mats, shower in stinky locker room, eat cafeteria food? Enough said. Makes me cry -- then, I think, "no." I remember my good friend Phil Diffy. At first, this makes me sad. Did I tell you I had to have new car keys made? I think, Phil Diffy ... I drove by his house. He has big motor home, but never goes on trips. RV just sits there. I think maybe you help your old coach, yes? I could be your neighbor, living in motor home, walking to school with you -- no bullies will pick on you with me beside you, Tovarish, except maybe your sister. (She gives me willies.) You ask your parents, Okay? Okay. OKAY!
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