Disclaimer: What's that up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's skywriting and it says: I don't own PotF. (*&^%$#!)
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You're either desperate, joking, or insane, Mister. Neil, do you seriously think you can win the Silver Pheasant Award away from me? I had an actual abduction experience. What do you have offer? Photos of lights supposedly moving at great speeds over your neighborhood? A random 911 call about a flying trash can?Supposed experiences with reclaimed alien technology that you can't produce any supporting evidence for? Okay, your claim to have been attack by a wild man may have garnered you some local press, but he's hardly an alien -- there's actually a guy who looks a lot like him working in a hardware store downtown -- how's that for ordinary? And your chili ... actually, that's pretty good. Say, I'll trade you the bird for your recipe card -- I'll even sweeten the pot with myself and two other witnesses to support your story. You know, the truth is out there if we all agree it is. Whadaya say, Chef Boyardee?
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