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Author's Note: Special thanks to Boris and Nick for writing so many reviews to keep BEEP beeping. Wish more readers would follow your example. Thanks again!
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(SOB!) Uncle Walt? It's Frankie. I need you to pick me up at school. I'm kind of in a little trouble -- not for anything that happened during the school day. This was just at an after school activity, and I really didn't do anything to cause trouble; it was all Ramon's fault. See? That's the other thing. Carmen was suppose to come to the dance with the rest of the guys -- did I tell you that it was a dance? Anyway, Ramon came instead and, you know Ramon, not a people person. Nobody got gored, or hurt, or nothin', but they won't let me walk Ramon back home by myself. Can you bring your trailer? Don't tell Mom! She'd only get upset and act like a bull in a china shop ... uh, bad example. Thanks Unc, you're the coolest. Come quick or their going to send Ramon away with Animal Control and then it will cost a big fee to get him released. Right now, well, they have me cleaning up the steer droppings Ramon fertilized the main hallway with. They said this is all my fault, but that's a bunch of bullsh--
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