Disclaimer: I'm not trying to worm out of anything. Clearly, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to come to the conclusion that I don't own PotF.
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This message is for Pim Diffy. Hi Pim. It's, uh, Snooger from Mr. Angst's biology class. Congratulations on being promoted to Captain of the Junior Science Squad. That was some presentation you made today; you really deserve the Captaincy. Um, if, uh, you want a first mate, I mean -- I didn't mean -- chunks! Me and you, we could (sigh) Pim, there's a Science Squad outing this weekend out at Ricki Lake -- wecouldgohuntingforannelidstogether, seeing how much you appreciate worms. You sure were spectacular squishing the Fashion Zombies' attitude in class -- just watch out for Candida! I don't think that's the forgiving sort of worm when turned, especially when she gets assigned much deserved detention. You sure were great today, Pim. See you at the lake, my captain!
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