Notes
This took way longer than I expected. I'm very sorry for the delay. I had some very rough days recently. I plan on attending college soon. I'm scared on how it will work out. Thank you for your patience. I should have a little free time to write some more later on. By the way, I'm mostly focusing on classic Smosh. It's the older videos that starred Ian and Anthony. Please leave a review on what you think of this chapter. Leave a review if you want me to look at a specific Smosh video, like Real Death Note. Thank you for your kind reviews. They brighten my day. I see my story has at least 10 favorites. I feel honored. I will continue to work on this. Please understand this can take a long time. Thank you.
I do not own any of the mentioned video game characters.
I do not own RWBY.
I do not own Smosh or the scripts.
RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth.
Smosh belongs to their respective owners. I used the video and online script to help me write this story. Script is in bold.
Excuse my grammar mistakes, if I made any.
RWBY reacts to If Video Games Were Real
Ruby Rose has other plans tonight. Tempting as video game night might sound, she decided the whole team should react to Smosh's take on video games becoming real.
"Okay team! Really quick; What's your favorite video game?" Ruby asked.
"Wait. What?" Weiss asked, taken off guard.
"Mine is Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Slayer Death Battle 2. Anyway, I've decided we should watch this video of Smosh about video games becoming real." Ruby excitedly said.
"Sounds fun, lil sis! I love video games! Let's watch it already!" exclaimed Yang.
Ruby plays the video. Anthony is seen playing Halo.
Ian: Wait wait wait. You're tank was upside down, and then your Master Chief guy just came up and flipped it right back over?
"Who is this Master Chief guy? He seems really strong to flip over a tank," Blake asked.
"I dunno. Maybe we'll see more of him," said Ruby.
Anthony: Yeah.
Ian: Yeah, that's really realistic.
"Hmph. No video game is realistic. Fantasy drama, is what they are," grumbled Weiss.
Anthony: Okay. Name one game that would still be fun if it was realistic.
"Awesome! Video game time!" Yang cheered.
Super Mario Bros.
Man with pink hat: Listen Mario, if you want a piece of that princess' ass, it's going to cost you.
"Ugh. How rude and gross," complained Weiss.
Mario: Alright, I'll pay you in gold coins. All I got to do is punch this brick.
Mario punches the brick and injured his hand, yelling and cursing.
Yang laughed. "That would definitely hurt, but not to this awesome brawler!"
Ruby laughed. "Mario should have sold fire flowers and mushrooms instead."
Wii Sports
Anthony serves the ball to Ian. Both friends play for a while, but nobody scores.
"This is embarrassing for both of them. They should read more instead," Blake suggested.
Anthony: God. Tennis sucks!
"Do a 5K instead, people!" Ruby shouted.
Metal Gear Solid
Ruby stared in awe. "Cool! I like the screen with both people showing up."
Colonel: Snake, we need you to infiltrate Otacon's new base. Be sure to use whatever you can to sneak in.
Snake: Okay, Colonel. I've got something up my sleeve.
A stealth mission? I like those. As long as you remain in the shadows, all is well. I wonder how Snake will infiltrate this base," said Blake.
Snake sneakily approaches a base with two guards, in a box.
That's not what I had in mind," stated Blake as she shook her head.
A guard shoots at the box and kills Snake.
Pitiful. Zwei could have done a better job at this," said Weiss as she rolled her eyes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"Alright. Ninja turtles!" exclaimed Ruby.
Regular turtles in a tank are shown.
"At least they got the 'turtle' part right," Blake said.
Battletoads
Regular toads in a fish tank pop up.
You know," Yang started. "If a video game company made a game about cats, Blake should star in it to make it realistic. Man, that would be a CATastrophe!" Yang was laughing hysterically.
How very funny, Yang," Blake said with a hint of annoyance.
Katamari Damacy
Prince: Woo! I'm gonna roll the world up!
Anthony: (to a woman) He was dropped on his head as a kid.
Don't be too embarrassed about it. That pretty much describes these Smosh people in general," Weiss said.
Ruby was cringed. "Weiss! What an awful thing to say!"
"Don't whine. It's true, and you know that," Weiss went on.
RBY thought this was harsh, but everyone settled down and kept watching the video.
Prince: I'm gonna roll you guys up! Rolly rolly rolly!
"A perfect image of their mindsets. I couldn't describe it any better." Weiss said.
Ruby just signed.
The Sims
Anthony: Someone removed the freaking toilet!
A group of people in Smosh started screaming.
"Did a guy just screamed like a girl?" asked Ruby.
"Did a girl just screamed like a guy?" asked Weiss.
"But the toilet you guys! The freaking toilet is gone! What if that were our toilet?!" Yelled Yang in concern.
Rwby shuddered at the thought of no more toilet.
Tomb Raider
Lara: Oh, my back hurts from these god darn breast implants!
"Like I need any implants! I got the "real deal' here. Blake comes second. And Ruby is getting there slowly, but surely," stated Yang.
Blake smiled and blushed at Yang's comment. Ruby giggled lightly at it.
"Yo, Weiss! How would you rate your chest compared to ours and everyone at Beacon?" Yang teased.
Weiss clenched her fists, triggered by what Yang just said. Yang just laughed.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Link is running around, violating property with the Master Sword, as well as throwing pots.
Ruby laughed. "He does that all the time in the games."
Anthony: Hey, what the hell are you doing with my stuff?!
Link: I'm looking for rupees.
"Go to Weiss's home. You'll find millions worth of rupees there," Yang said, laughing.
"You'll find a silver rupee instead of a brain if you hit Yang's head," Weiss said.
Yang just laughed more, as Ruby and Blake stared in amusement at the argument.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Two burglars are beating Sonic's corpse.
"Poor Sonic. What would Tails and Knuckles think?" said Ruby worriedly.
Burglar 1: I'm not seeing any gold rings. Are you?
Burglar 2: No. All I'm seeing is blood.
RWBY's faces turned to shocked expressions at that line.
Burglar 1: Oh god!
Ruby turned to Blake. "Blake! Can hedgehog faunus run at the speed of sound?"
"They can't even outrun a normal car, Ruby," answered Blake. "What you see in video games simply isn't true."
The video game list ended.
Ian: Oh come on!
Anthony: Red ring of death, again.
"Red ring of death? Sounds like a good title for a game," Ruby commented.
"More like a failing system based on those two dolts' reactions," Weiss responded.
Ian: Alright, I'll just go to my mom's house and get the N64.
Anthony: Thanks.
Outside, Ian looks at his phone.
"GAYT&T? Anthony Pa-" Yang said, laughing.
"What? What?" Ruby asked in confusion.
Blake's cheeks turned red as she read Anthony's username in Ian's phone.
"Anthony did not just-" Weiss said.
Yang cut her off. "Oh yes he did, ice princess."
"But I still don't get it you guys," Ruby said, never getting an answer.
Ian walks by a shelf, causing it to fall on him. He shouts for help.
Master Chief appears.
Master Chief: Need some help?
"Is this Master Chief? Looks like Ian is in good hands," stated Blake.
Ian: Master Chief?! Thanks for helping out. I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
Master Chief: (fails to lift shelf) F*** this. (leaves)
RWBY laughed.
"Okay. That wasn't what I expected to see." Blake said.
Weiss laughed lightly. "That was pretty funny, I admit."
Ian: Fine, I'll get out of here myself! I don't care if it'll take me ten minutes or ten years!
"Ten years?! But that's way too much," Ruby said.
10 years later
There is a skeleton under the shelf.
"Poor Ian. He turned into Dry Bones from Mario," Ruby commented.
"When you fail so hard at life, you become a skeleton," Weiss said.
Ian shows up.
"Or not," finished Weiss.
Ian: Alright, who put the skeleton under the bookshelf?!
"That's a good question, actually," Blake said.
"A good question to ask is 'Why does Ian look the same after 10 years?'" Weiss replied.
The video ends.
"That was fun. So many awesome video games. We should watch more," Ruby said.
"It's way too late at midnight, you dunce. Save it for tomorrow," Weiss stated. "And do something productive tomorrow, okay?"
"Play video games all day with my big sister tomorrow. Got it! Starting with Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Slayer Death Battle 2!" Ruby responded.
Weiss shook her head as RWBY all went to sleep.
Stick around. I'll update it in a few days from now. Maybe sooner if I have free time. Thank you. Take Care.