Notes
I'm going to try to keep this short. I just want to say thank you for being patient. Writing this fanfiction is even harder than I imagined. Excuse my choice of words. I'm not as good as the other fanfiction writers. I had some very rough days lately too. It might take me a long time to update. Once again, thanks. There is more I want to write, but right now, I'm really tired.
I do not own Death Note.
I do not own RWBY.
I do not own Smosh or the script/transcript.
RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth.
Smosh belongs to their respective owners. I used the video and online script to help me write this story. Script is in bold.
Excuse my grammar mistakes, if I made any.
RWBY reacts to Real Death Note
"Hey team! Let's all watch Real Death Note together!" yelled Ruby as she barged into RWBY's dorm room, ready to watch more Smosh.
"Death Note? Oh, you mean the anime about a notebook that kills people if you write their names down? Is Smosh parodying anime now?" Yang asked.
"You're right, big sister. This is gonna be exciting! Death Note in real life! I'm so hyped for this!" Ruby responded.
"Death Note huh? I really like that anime," Blake said.
"If the dunces at Smosh are doing a parody of Death Note, then no doubt it's going to be one of their more popular skits," Weiss commented.
"It sure is Weiss. Now let's all watch this already before it's way too late at night," replied Ruby.
When RWBY settled down, Ruby hits the play button and starts the video.
Ian is at a park.
Ian: I'm so bored! I just wish something supernatural would happen right now.
"I suppose we all felt that way, one way or another," Blake said.
A Death Note falls in Ian's location. He picks it up.
"If only my homework solutions came down from the sky for me too," Yang grumbled.
Ian: What the hell? (Reads Death Note content) If you write the full name of a person in this book, that person will die in five seconds. The cause of death will always be suffocation? Right.
"Please don't get any funny ideas, Ian," Ruby begged, fingers crossed.
"Expect the unexpected," said Weiss simply.
Cecil shows up and tries to steal a purse.
Woman: Let go! Help! This man is trying to steal my purse! Let go!
"But the man is paralyzed from the waist down. Can't she shrug him off?" Blake said.
Cecil: (Steals purse) The name's Cecil Adams, the most notorious handicap bandit west of the Mississippi! (Laughs)
"That laugh is very annoying," Weiss covered her ears.
Ian: (Thought) Huh! Let's see. Cecil... Adams.
Ian looks at his SpongeBob watch.
"Spongebob? I love Spongebob! Spongebob was my childhood! We should watch Spongebob again one day! Right, Yang?" Ruby cheered.
"Right, lil sis!" agreed Yang.
Ian: (Thought after 5 seconds) Yeah. I knew it was fake.
"Of course it's a fake. There is no way way the concept of Death Note can exist," Weiss said.
Cecil starts suffocating.
"You were saying, Weiss?" Yang smirked at Weiss.
Weiss just signed in surrender.
Ian: (Thought) No way!
Cecil dies and crashes into a tree.
"That explosion is clearly exaggerated," Blake commented.
Man 1: Did that guy just choke himself to death?
Man 2: Cool! Didn't think that was possible.
Yang laughed. "I love how nobody cares that someone just died before them. It's hilarious."
Weiss crossed her arms. "Where is the logic in this?"
Ian (thoughts): Sweet mother of god!
"No, Ian. Sweet mother of Oum," innocently stated Ruby.
Weiss had a confused expression on her face at Ruby's comment, but decided to ignore it.
Ian, Anthony, and Peter are seen in a house.
"I wonder who the guy in the red shirt is?" pondered Ruby.
"He feels like a background character," replied Blake. "No doubt Ian is going to write his name in the notebook considering he's going to take a liking toward the Death Note. Ian just needs his name, which I wonder what it is."
Ruby understood the scenario better.
Anthony: So you write any person's name in that thing and they die?
Ian: Of suffocation.
Ruby stopped the video. "Hold on. I just noticed that in the original Death Note, people simply died of a heart attack, unless their death is specified. Here, people just die by choking."
"That is correct, Ruby. But, I do wonder if the 'specific death' in Death Note is going to be shown here in Smosh," Blake responded.
"What's next? Somebody is going to die by passing gasses or something? I wouldn't be too surprised," added Weiss.
Yang laughed at the silly image Weiss just brought up.
"Whatever," said Weiss.
Ruby continued the video.
Peter: Like, they suffocate themselves?
Ian: Yeah. In anyway possible, I guess.
"It's up to the writer's imagination," Blake commented.
Anthony: I thought it was impossible to suffocate yourself.
"Finally. Someone is questioning these things," Weiss said.
Peter: Yeah! Why don't you prove it? Write my name in there.
Ruby opened her mouth. "Um, I'm not sure that's a good idea."
WBY also agreed.
Ian: Um, okay. Alright Peter, what's your last name?
Peter: Peter!
RWBY was confused.
Ian: No, your LAST name.
"Yes. You know, the name after your first name?" Weiss said, as politely as she could muster.
Peter: Peter!
"No, you dunce," Weiss said, facepalming.
Anthony: So your full name is Peter Peter?
Peter: My parents were crack addicts.
Yang laughed boisterously. "Okay. Okay. This is the funniest thing ever," she said in between her laugh.
Blake almost laughed at Peter for saying why he named like that, while Ruby was confused.
"Crack? Isn't that some kind of drug?" Ruby asked.
"It certainly is. What kind of dolt thinks drugs is a good idea?" Weiss pondered, shaking her head.
Ian and Anthony: Ohhhhhhhhhh.
"And they just accept it, like that!" Yang kept laughing.
Ian: Okay. Peter Peter. There we go!
5 seconds later.
RWBY observed closely.
Peter: I knew you guys were full of sh- (Starts choking)
Anthony: OH MY GOD!
RWBY gasped.
Peter (while choking): Make it stop!
"You can't. One your name is written, it's all over." Blake stated.
"Poor Peter," Ruby said in concern.
Ian: Uh! (flipping pages) I don't know if I can!
Peter dies. RWBY was shocked.
"Dang. I'm all for new things and whatever, but I don't think I ever want to get involved with choking. Looks pretty dark to me," Yang commented.
RWB agreed with Yang.
Anthony: Oh my god, dude! You gotta get rid of that thing!
"Do it. We don't want that thing here in Remnant. Especially in the hands of a dolt," Weiss said.
Ian: No! Don't you get it Anthony? With this book, I can change the world! I can rid this world of all the filth! Serial killers!
A ghostface killer is seen chasing a woman. He chokes and dies.
"At least that bad man is gone," Ruby said.
Ian: Robbers!
"Better for those money-stealing monkeys to be gone than anybody else. It's for the best," Weiss said.
Blake looked at Weiss with an upset expression. "Care to clarify 'monkeys,' Weiss?"
Weiss thought for a moment, and told Blake her response. "That's not what I meant. You know how much I dislike thieves in general."
"I thought so," Blake said. She will not hear any insults directed to Sun or the faunus for as long as she's around.
Ian: The cast of the Jersey Shore!
RWBY was shocked. "What?" they all said together.
Snooki suffocates with cucumbers in mouth.
"Oh wow. That is some suggestive imagery, right there," Yang commented, almost laughing.
Ian: I'm going to purify this world. Nobody is going to get in my way! I. Am. JUSTICE! (Laughs evilly)
Ruby giggled. "Ian's eyes turned red. Just like Yang does when she's angry."
"Both of them have annoying laughs. They have that in common too," Weiss remarked.
"You know what else we have in common, Weiss? At least we know how to have fun," responded Yang.
Weiss got angry and attempted to come up with comebacks on the spot. Ruby and Blake gawked in amusement until RWBY focused on the video.
Ian's mom shows up.
Ian's mom: Quiet down out here. I can't hear Wheel of Fortune over your stupid laugh.
"Stupid laugh sounds about right," said Weiss.
"Who's this?" asked Ruby.
WBY was curious as well.
Ian: You can't tell me what to do anymore Mom! (Writes "MOM" on Death Note) You're gonna die mom.
"No! He's gonna kill his mom!" Ruby said in a worried tone.
"Ruby, relax. It's just a script," said Blake.
Ian's mom doesn't die.
Ian: That doesn't make any sense! I wrote your whole name on here. Look!
Ian wrote MOM on his book. RWBY had different reactions: Ruby giggled, Weiss facepalmed, Blake smirked, and Yang laughed out loud.
Ian's mom: My name's not "mom" dumbass!
"Whoa! Ian's mom swears too?" Ruby was surprised.
"Guess she's part of the script too," Blake said.
Ian: I called you "mom" all these years and I don't even know your real name?!
"Ian is about as smart as an ursa," Weiss facepalmed.
Ian's mom: And you never will! (Laughs evilly and plants a vanishing bomb, vanishing)
"Phew. That mom is cool as heck. Another person who knows how to have fun," Yang stated as she smirked.
"Don't start, Yang. I'm way too tired right now for another argument," Weiss groaned.
Ian: Never mind that! I have work to do.
Ruby beamed. "Like what, Ian?"
"I think he's going to get rid of all of the criminals in the world. After all, he wants justice," Blake responded.
2 months later.
News Reporter: According to sources, every criminal in the world is now dead. (Keeps on talking)
"I wonder how Remnant would be if there no criminals," thought Ruby.
"A paradise, that's what," Weiss added.
Anthony: Whoa! Congrats man, that's great!
Ian: It's not enough.
"Oh. Is the power going up Ian's head like it did to Light Yagami?" Blake wondered.
"Maybe Ian is becoming light-headed? Eh?" Yang joked.
Yang received groans from her teammates. Yang signed.
"Okay. So that wasn't as funny when we all learned that Yagami spelled backwards is 'I'm a gay,'" Yang commented.
RWBY laughed at this. Finally, Yang made everyone laugh, and she didn't bring up her dry jokes to do it.
Anthony: But you killed every criminal in the entire world!
"Yeah. What more could he want," Ruby wondered.
Ian: That guy's looking at me funny. (Looks at Hansel Thepedo's name tag)
"Oh dust. That name is just so inappropriate," Weiss said.
"Wait. What is inappropriate?" Ruby questioned.
Anthony: Looks pretty normal to me.
"No name like that is normal, Anthony," Blake said.
Ian: I don't like it. I don't like it one bit! (Writes Hansel's full name and he dies 5 seconds later) That's better.
"Yeah. Just to be sure," Weiss said.
Anthony: Dude he didn't even do anything!
Ian: Come on, he had a pedostache! I'm sure he's guilty of something.
"I'm confused. What's that word he said? The one that starts with 'p?'" Ruby asked.
"You really don't want to know, lil sis," Yang said.
Ruby signed.
Anthony: You have to stop this man! You can't play God anymore!
"No. You can't play Oum anymore," Ruby said, trying to correct things herself.
"Okay. Seriously, Ruby, what the dust? Why do you keep mentioning…" Weiss took a moment to think, and finally realized what Oum meant. "Never mind."
A Life Note falls before Anthony.
"A Life Note?" Blake asked.
Anthony: Write the name of a person who is dead, and they will be brought back to life. (Anthony writes Hansel's full name, resurrecting him)
"Oh that is so cool! A book that brings people back from the dead! If I had a book like that, I would…" Ruby wondered for a moment, before she went quiet.
Yang knew what was going through Ruby's head, so she consoled her. "Ruby, I know how tempting that sounds, but we don't have that power. We could only move on. Mom would want what's best for us."
Ruby agreed with Yang. She wishes Summer Rose was back. She really misses her. But she can't go back. She could only move forward. At least she has her sister and friends in her life.
Ruby's focus was at the video again.
Ian: Oh I see how it is. You think YOU decide who lives and dies!? (Ian wrote Hansel's name, killing him)
Ian and Anthony write Hansel's name back and forth.
"Ouch. Must be painful to live and die all over again," Yang commented.
Not as painful as to hear your jokes, Yang, Blake thought.
Ian: (laughs) You'll never defeat me!
Anthony: Yes. I. Will!
Ian: Fine! (Ian wrote Anthony's full name in the book and laughs)
"This can't be good," Ruby said, with WBY agreeing with her.
Anthony: You son of a *****. (Anthony wrote Ian's full name in the other book)
Ian: Pff. What's that going to do?
"Yeah. Is Ian going to get 9 cat lives, like a cat faunus?" Yang asked.
"That's not how it works, Yang," Blake said, mildly annoyed.
Anthony: You'll see.
Ian: (sees the hard cover) Wait! (takes off the book jacket, revealing the Life Note) No!
Anthony: (takes off his book jacket, displaying the Death Note) The old switcheroo. (Ian dies of suffocation and Anthony laughs evilly)
"I knew it. The switcheroo came into play. The White Fang's technique's carried over to Smosh, it would seem," Blake remarked.
"You Rogue! If I had a Death Note, I'd put an end to the White Fang's evil ways," harshly stated Weiss.
"If I had a Death Note, I'd put an end to the Schnee Dust Company's corrupted ways," Blake responded.
"I'd put an end to Weiss's snobbiness," Yang said. "And with my Life Note, I would reawaken everyone's love for my puns."
"I would end the grimm threat, once and for all," Ruby added. "Oh. And Professor Port's boring speeches."
"Yeah. That too," Weiss responded, earning approval from Blake and Yang.
(Screen turns black then words appear: "Books are dangerous, Play more video games.")
"Yay! Smosh agrees with me. Let's play more video games and reject the books!" Ruby cheered.
"Yeah! Play more video games and reject the books!" Yang replied with Ruby.
"No video games until you all finish studying our coursework for this semester. Or else, I'll end video games too," Weiss said.
"Booo! I'll end boring schoolwork and boring lectures!" Ruby responded.
"Don't forget to write down Weiss's snobbiness and cheap cologne!" Yang added. "And write down 'Funny Weiss Schnee' on your Life Note. Give Weiss a less boring personality for once!"
"You stubborn bunch of dolts! I'm smart and wouldn't give that away," Weiss said. "I hope you can even write properly on your notebooks. You need school for that!"
Blake cut in. "Alright let's go to sleep. It's too dark out, and this argument is giving me a headache."
RWBY eventually settled down. When everyone went to bed, Ruby came up with an idea.
"How about we write a list of things in some pretend Death Notes? We can compare lists. Or even better, we can have some kind of Death Note tournament. It's gonna be fun," Ruby suggested.
"Suit yourself, Ruby. I'm too tired to give a care right now," Weiss said.
"Bye, everyone. Have a comfortable night," Ruby went to sleep.
Stick around. I'll update it in a few days from now. Maybe sooner if I have free time. Thank you. Take Care.