Disclaimer: If Phil of the Future falls off the Disney Channel and Disney pretends not to notice, can I have it?
Author's Note: Yeah, I hit all three, bold, italicized, and underscore. It's that BIG. Boris Yeltsin is publishing his first PotF story and it's a multichapter extravaganza. To whet your appetites, here's a little Beep about what's forthcoming:
•BEEP •
Keely, I know you're a big girl and you're going to be alright until I return, but remember to check the deadbolts every night. Now, there's plenty of t.v. dinners and orange juice in the freezer - you can survive a little while without celery and cream cheese. Do me a favor and don't have any boys over, and before you ask, "Yes." Phil isn't just a friend, he's also a boy who's a friend ... boy. friend. Boy. Friend. Boyfriend? Keely, are you and Phil? Well, we're going to have a serious mother-daughter chat when I get back. Now, be good, Kitten, and be careful. I love you Raisinette. Bye. (Sniff)
•BEEP •s