Disclaimer: I don't own Phil of the Future. Pretty expensive, I'll bet, probably even more than dinner for four in Carb City.
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Hey, Keely! Great seeing you again, even if we didn't hit the shops. Next time, 'kay? You looked great; Phil seems to agree with your. (snicker) I think I saw this coming from the start; you just seemed to want to adopt him, like some lost puppy. I'm glad you're happy and all, but you've changed some, Girl. I, mean, look - you're still ... it's just that, well, I miss you, the old you - US, really. We used to be inseparable, sisters, practically, and now? What was that you were wearing today? You know, you can still borrow anything from my closet that fits, Stretch. And where are the flowers you used to wear in your hair all the time? I didn't see any, just that ugly pendant around your neck. Your boyfriend has terrible taste in jewelry, Keel. An octopus? Your guy gives you a slimy squid-thingy pendant as an anniversary gift of your meeting. Sure, your salt shaker presents were totally lame, but his tastes are - EW! You know, I was there, too, and I don't remember eating any calamari. But I'm not worried, because I'll be back for the holidays. Maybe by then you'll have straightened Phil out, or I could always give you a herd of my old boyfriends to test drive. Catch ya later, Teslow!
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