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Cast
(Picture all actors/actresses the appropriate age, please.)
Main Characters
Shannen Doherty as Prudence "Prue" Halliwell
Holly Marie Combs as Piper Halliwell
Alyssa Milano as Phoebe Halliwell
Rose McGowan as Paige Montana
Julian McMahon as Cole Turner
Brian Krause as Leonardo "Leo" Wyatt
Victor Webster as Coop Halliwell
Balthazar Getty as Richard Montana
Recurring Characters
Ocean Maturo as Phoenix Langdon Halliwell
Lily Rose Smith as Persephone "Seph" Amethyst Halliwell
Jason and Kristopher Simmons as Wyatt Matthew Halliwell
Chandler Riggs as Pagan Victor Halliwell
Maximillian Kesmodel as Christopher "Chris" Perry Halliwell
Clara Thomas as Melinda Prudence Halliwell
Selena Gomez as Tamora Lisa Montana
Selena Gomez as Katherine "Kat" Phoebe Montana
Sierra Paris as Prudence Johnna "P.J." Halliwell
Jack Fulton as Richard Scott Montana Jr
Maia Mitchell as Parker Patricia Halliwell
Jennifer Rhodes as Penelope "Penny" Halliwell
Finola Hughes as Patricia "Patty" Halliwell
James Read as Victor Bennett
Scott Jaeck as Samuel "Sam" Wilder
Dorian Gregory as Darryl Morris
Chris Wood as Rennek
Nina Dobrev as Neena
Rebecca Balding as Elise Rothman
Alex Black as Tyler Michaels
Emily Bett Rickards as Bailey
Ryan Reynolds as Hogan
Timothy Webber as Montgomery Knox
Lucy Lawless as Glynnis
Peter Woodward (voice) as The Source of All Evil
Minor Characters
(Will be added as they appear.)
Blake Swendson as Student #1
Alex Pettyfer as Brent
Barbara Pilavin as Brittany Reynolds
No Rest for the Wicca
[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Parlor. Prue, Piper, holding Melinda, Phoebe, holding P.J., Paige, holding Tamora and Kat, Cole, Leo, Phoenix, Persephone, Wyatt, Pagan, and Chris are there. Pagan is upset and Melinda is crying loudly.]
Prue: Okay, now no teleporting Mommy, okay? (Pagan nods sheepishly.) Okay.
Piper: Nothing like starting the day to the sound of babies turned up to eleven.
(Piper hands Melinda to Leo.)
Leo: I'll take this over the raging hormones of high school kids any day.
Paige: Speaking of which, that is exactly where I'm going to meet my latest charge. (Paige puts Tamora and Kat into a stroller that fit two.) Okay, girls, watch Mommy. You watching? Here it comes. (Paige orbs away while calling out "Wheeeeee!" and Tamora and Kat giggle. Phoebe puts P.J. into a baby carrier.)
Piper: Oh, look at the time. We're going to be late.
Phoebe: It's not like the guest of honor will mind.
Prue/Piper: Phoebe!
(Prue and Piper kiss Cole and Leo's cheeks, respectively.)
Phoebe: Sorry. Death tends to bring out my dark humor.
Piper: I know what you mean. We've been to far too many funerals.
Cole: There would have been a lot more funerals if the Charmed Ones weren't on the job.
Leo: Just remember, even witches can't vanquish natural causes.
Piper: Have a good day at Magic School, you guys.
Prue/Phoebe: Bye!
(Prue, Piper, and Phoebe leave.)
Leo: Alright. Who went potty?
(Melinda starts crying again, clearly being the one who did.)
Wyatt/Chris: Daddy!
Phoenix/Persephone/Pagan: Gross!
(Even Tamora and Kat shudder. P.J. actually laughs.)
[Scene: School. Bathroom. Three male students are putting another male student's head into a toilet.]
Student #1: No, no, no! Wait! Stop!
Student #2: Dunk him. Dunk him good.
Student #1: Leggo, you craven, pox-marked louts!
(Paige orbs in, but no one sees her.)
Paige: Okay, fun's over. Everyone out.
Student #3: Whoa. Hot for a teacher.
Paige: Now!
(The bell rings and two of the bullies leave.)
Student #1: Thanks. Kohl eye shadow doesn't mix well with toi-
Paige: You, too. Get to class. (He leaves as well. The last bully moves to leave, but Paige grabs the back of his collar to stop him.) Uh-uh.
Student #2: Hey!
Paige: You, stay.
Student #2: Look, that wannabe vamp boy was-
Paige: I'm not here to report you. I'm here to tell you that you're a witch.
Student #2: …. Lady, you're nuts.
Paige: Been called worse. But you can call me Paige. Look, I'm a working mom now, so if we could speed up the whole you accepting the news thing, it would make my life so much easier.
Student #2: Listen, Lady, I don't even know you and you come in here with some crap line about me being a… a…
Paige: Witch.
Student #2: Bull.
Paige: You're telling me nothing weird has been happening lately? No strange powers manifesting?
Student #2: Mani-what?
Paige: Weird. Anything weird?
Student #2: Well, there've been these sparks. But that's just… whatcha call it… static electricity. You know, friction?
Paige: What were you doing when….? You know what? Never mind. Just try it now.
(He holds up his index finger and sparks come out of it.)
Student #2: You're telling me that's magic?
Paige: I'm saying that you're a witch.
Student #2: Guys aren't witches. Guys are wizards. Or warlocks. Yeah, if anything I'm a warlock.
Paige: No, you're not. Warlocks are evil.
Student #2: I can be evil.
(Paige motions to the toilet.)
Paige: You're eighteen and still giving swirlies!
Student #2: Nineteen. I got held back a year.
Paige: Congratulations. My point is warlocks are evil, serious evil.
[Scene: Cave.]
Hogan: I don't like this. It's going too slow.
Neena: Patience, Hogan. Your plan is going to work fine. It's just going to take some time to build up the power to implement it. The underworld isn't what it used to be.
Hogan: This is the saddest collection of lower-level demons that I have ever seen.
Neena: Says the warlock who can't even blink himself into the underworld.
Hogan: What did you say?
Neena: Oh, nothing. Just give it some time. Soon we'll have more than enough power.
Voice: We?
Neena: I was using the royal "we".
Hogan: She meant to say if you see fit to reward us. Although, Neena and I were the ones that found you and awakened you.
Voice: You will be rewarded for your efforts. In time. Now, grab a demon that can teleport. I have an errand for you to run. Do it well, and you'll have more power soon enough.
[Scene: Funeral. Prue, Piper, and Phoebe are there, standing by the coffin. It is raining.]
Piper: Goodbye, Brittany. You left us far too young.
Phoebe: Did Max say how she died?
Piper: Does it matter? The first innocent we ever saved together is gone.
Prue: We should probably take our seats. It's really starting to come down.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, just give me a… (Phoebe touches the lid of the coffin and has a premonition of Brittany Reynolds in her coffin. Brittany is really old.) minute. I just flashed on Brittany in the coffin. She was old. Way old. Like that demon, Javna, made her before we turned her back.
Piper: That's impossible.
Phoebe: Least now we know why it was a closed casket.
Prue: It doesn't make any sense. We sent Javna packing almost a decade ago.
Phoebe: See for yourselves.
Prue: Piper.
(Piper uses her Molecular Immobilization power and everything freezes, even the rain. Prue lifts the coffin lid so that they can see inside. Brittany looks exactly as Phoebe saw in her premonition.)
Piper: Oh, crap.
Prue: So much for natural causes.
Piper: I knew things had been quiet for too long. This is ridiculous. I'm trying to open a restaurant. I have three kids. I don't have time for demons.
Prue: It doesn't have to be a demon. Maybe when Brittany died, her body reverted to her previous state. There could be a reasonable explanation.
Piper: Reasonable? She's younger than me. Look at her.
Phoebe: Piper, this is nothing to go crazy over.
[Scene: School. Student #2 comes around a corner, his hands surrounded in electricity. He creeps towards a man. Paige runs towards him.]
Paige: (whispering) Brent! Brent! Come back here!
(Brent laughs.)
Brent: Whoooo! (He reaches towards the man.) This is gonna be sweet!
(Paige tackles Brent from the back and orbs them out before the man can see.)
(Cut to a road. Paige and Brent orb in, Paige now straddling Brent's back.)
Paige: Are you insane? You can't use your magic in public. There are rules about that.
Brent: Sorry, were you saying something? (Paige stands up and Brent sits up.) I don't see what the big deal is. Why should we have to follow rules? We should be the ones making them.
Paige: Listen, I realize this is a lot to absorb, but you've got to be careful. There are consequences to abusing your power.
Brent: Like what? I'll get a time out? You'll take away my broom?
Paige: The next forty-eight hours are very important. You can be very easily tempted into following the wrong path.
Brent: You sure you're not the one sent to tempt me? 'Cause I can be tempted.
Paige: Be serious. I was sent to look after you. You're my charge.
Brent: I don't need a babysitter.
Paige: I know. You need an education. Which is why I brought you here. (Paige motions behind him and he turns around to see a small rundown house.) Welcome to Magic School.
Brent: You're kidding, right?
Paige: Nope. This is Magic School. Well, it's the entrance in your town. This place exists in a different realm. There are portals to it all over the world. You just need to open your eyes, and concentrate to see what it really looks like.
Brent: I'm still not seeing it. Is this like one of those pictures in the mall where you're supposed to cross your eyes and stuff?
(Paige stands behind him and places her index and middle fingers to Brent's temples.)
Paige: Look deeper.
(Brent's eyes suddenly widen as he sees the real Magic School.)
Brent: That's…
Paige: Pretty cool.
Brent: Cool? No, it's insane! I can't be a witch. Witches are old, ugly hags.
Paige: Hey, watch it.
Brent: This is… this is…. What did you do to me?
Paige: I know it's a lot. Let me show you around and introduce you to some of the students. That'll make it easier. You'll see it's not so bad.
Brent: I need some time to deal with this. To get my head sorted out.
Paige: Brent….
Brent: Just give me some time. Please.
Paige: Okay, but if anything happens… if you need me… just say my name and I'll hear you.
Brent: Yeah, okay, whatever. I promise I'll call before I turn evil or whatever.
(Paige orbs away and Neena and Hogan come out of hiding.)
Hogan: Being good is so overrated.
Neena: Yes, why be good... when you could be very, very bad?
[Scene: Halliwell Manor. Attic. Prue, Piper, and Phoebe are there. Piper and Phoebe are looking at the Javna page in the Book of Shadows.]
Piper: Nothing about his victims reverting to old age when they die.
Phoebe: Maybe Javna has a brother? Or a cousin once removed?
Piper: Or it's some totally new kind of demon we've never fought before.
(Paige orbs in.)
Paige: That didn't go as well as I'd hoped. How was the funeral?
Piper: Don't ask.
Phoebe: It wasn't that-
(Phoebe suddenly yells in pain and drops to her knees.)
Prue/Piper/Paige: Phoebe!
(Phoebe suddenly levitates into the air as she has a premonition of many innocents, either in danger, in pain, or dying. She screams as the images flash through her mind.)
Prue: Phoebe?!
Piper: Phoebe!
Paige: Are you okay?!
(Phoebe floats back to the ground when the images finally fade. Piper and Paige help her to sit up, supporting her.)
Phoebe: I'm fine…. I'm okay…. But our innocents… our innocents…. They're in danger….
Paige: Who? Which ones?
Phoebe: All of them. Every innocent we ever saved… every charge… everyone.
[Scene: Outside the entrance to Magic School. Brent is there. He's dead.]
