Disclaimer: Do I own PotF? No, and it's a cavity that only coming here can fill.

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Hello, this message is for Dr.Gennaro. 'Very funny, P. J.; prehistoric toothache; right. Listen up, Pajamas, you're going to have to a whole lot better than calling me over to see an invisible patient in order to win back the silver cuspid award for the best pranking. I'll give you points for originality, but you had no follow through, and that x-ray? I can see better fakes on the internet. Mind you, I don't know why you'd want the thing, it's just a plaque with a little cavity - hee-hee - that still cracks me up - but if you want to have some fun, let's pull the old differing opinion bit on my Thursday two o'clock. Nice lady, a bit high strung, named Mandy Teslow. See you this weekend for nine holes. Mentorman out.'

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