Disclaimer: Testing, Testing; 1-2-3, 1-2-3; I don't own Phil of the Future; Do-Re-Mi, Depressing Me.

Author's Note: SlickNickShady returns with multiple BEEPs, fresh from being inspired after sharing words with Tim Maile and Doug Tuber.

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Sup, Corn? I was wondering if you wanted to check out the star competition at H.G. Wells. The performance at the Diffys' whet my appetite and I'd like to see if that little girl has the makings of a star. She has such a problem when it comes to audiences that it was hard to tell last night. Even though my neighbor Neil Hackett is suspicious of them, those Diffys actually seem like good people. Imagine turning your home into a theater like that for a neighborhood girl to practice singing just one song. Hit me back. Later. Nacho.

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