Disclaimer: Gimme a P! Gimme a ... you know what? Cheerleaders should spell harder words.
Author's Note: Disney damsels Aly and Ashley tried to re-ignite their careers in front of the camera in Hellcats yesterday. It actually came across as a Disneyesque pilot episode if you didn't count the belly buttons. Since this is a CW production, and not from the Mouse House, maybe there will even be the chance for some of our pals from Phil of the Future to share the little screen once more. Yeah, you know we all miss Seth. What? That's not what you thought I was going to say? Oh, right. You thought I'd say that I miss not owning PotF. Well, too bad.
What was evident on Hellcats was that "Keely" managed to land on her feet without Phil. What she needed all along was a good writer watching out for her. See how valuable you folks are? Never mind her tumbling; Keely, wizrd or not, needs you looking out for her future, watching her back. Miss Teslow can't make the cut without you.
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This message is for Keely Teslow. Keely? This is Ms. Mayberry from H. G. Wells. I have had several reports of you and two others performing at the billiards tournament yesterday dressed up as cheerleaders. I've already verified with Coach Euphoria that none of you are on the Spirit Squad ... would you like to be? From what everyone has told me, you shone even during a pool tournament - oh, please don't tell anyone I said it that way. Point is, there are a lot of people who contacted the school about this bubbly blonde girl who showed a talent for this cheerleading thing. I heard about the whole vending machine incident during your audition - don't worry about it. As an ex-cheerleader myself, I can tell you that yesterday's stunt or whatever it was you were up to demonstrated true school spirit, as well as polished cheer routines - how long have you three been rehearsing anyway? I'm just calling to assure you that you're not in any sort of trouble for not yet being an authorized Spirit Squad member and invite you, if you have your mother's permission, to join the Squad starting next week. Stop by my office and I'll have a pass for you to conference with Coach Euphoria during third period. Go Astronauts!
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