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by CraftyNotepad

Excuse me just a moment while I check my messages ... A collection of 200-word or so phone messages left on the answering machines about Pickford. You're not only invited to read; you're invited to submit your own! GUEST AUTHORS' BEEPs ARE SHOWN IN CAPS

89. What About Pants?

Disclaimer: I own Phil of the Future - wait, is that a typo?

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Barbara Diffy? This is Deputy O'Dawg of the Tiger Woods Municipal Court House. I've received the tickets your husband was issued along with your letter thanking us and explaining that you're leaving town soon, so you both won't be able to enjoy the tickets. Sorry, Ma'am, but we cannot comply with your request to pass them along to someone else. I'm returning these tickets by mail to your husband. These are his exclusively. Please change your travel plans, for if Lloyd Diffy isn't present at the date and time indicated on his tickets, I will personally come to your house upon your return to drive him to another appearance, along with tickets for him which will be twice as expensive. Please come next Tuesday at 9:00 A.M. Shoes and shirts are required.

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