Disclaimer: I own Phil of the Future - wait, is that a typo?

Author's Note: Thanks for the submission, anony, 2010-10-09 . chapter 90. Lots of energy and emotion; we just need to tie it into an episode.

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Yeah, Mrs. Teslow? Chester gave me your phone number. By now, you've probably opened your box and found it sans frame. It's safe and sound, a beaut', I've got it right here. What is this made of, silver? Anyway, I really need those salt and pepper shakers back before tomorrow night or my anniversary will be ruined, Maude will cry, and I'll never hear the end of it. Please give me a call back with an address and I'll drive over your frame lickety-split. Whatever you do, please don't let anything happen to either one of those shakers! Mrs. Teslow, please call me back as soon as you can, but if Maude answers, just ask for "Chico."

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BEEP approaches its 100th chapter:

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