BEEP

by CraftyNotepad

Excuse me just a moment while I check my messages ... A collection of 200-word or so phone messages left on the answering machines about Pickford. You're not only invited to read; you're invited to submit your own! GUEST AUTHORS' BEEPs ARE SHOWN IN CAPS

92. Señor Nougat No More

Disclaimer: Phil of the Future? Well, I'll claim it if nobody else is going to. I'd hate for it to go to waste.

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Dis here is Manny from Pickford Vending and Bus Rentals? What did you do to our machine, Miss Teslow? Wells just sent over pictures of our trashed vending machine. What are ya', one of those kids with anger management issues? Dis isn't gonna help my insurance any, I kin tell yo dat. Señor Nougat candy bars all over da place. Are you one of dem girls who hates chocolate or sumpthin'? Look, I heard about you and your wacky investigative stunts. I don't wants no trouble. When the machine returns, it'll be stocked with only healthy snacks. You don't have to get violent again, Miss Teslow. I gets the message loud and clear. Celery sticks and cream cheese? Gotcha.

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BEEP approaches its 100th chapter:

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