Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or anything, except for Prue's kids.

Author's Note: Due to complications, I have decided to skip 9x13, "Piper's Place." It just got way too confusing to write. Piper has opened her restaurant by now, Halliwell's.

Cast

(Picture all actors/actresses the appropriate age, please.)

Main Characters

Shannen Doherty as Prudence "Prue" Halliwell

Holly Marie Combs as Piper Halliwell

Alyssa Milano as Phoebe Halliwell

Rose McGowan as Paige Montana

Julian McMahon as Cole Turner

Brian Krause as Leonardo "Leo" Wyatt

Victor Webster as Coop Halliwell

Balthazar Getty as Richard Montana

Recurring Characters

Ocean Maturo as Phoenix Langdon Halliwell

Lily Rose Smith as Persephone "Seph" Amethyst Halliwell

Jason and Kristopher Simmons as Wyatt Matthew Halliwell

Chandler Riggs as Pagan Victor Halliwell

Maximillian Kesmodel as Christopher "Chris" Perry Halliwell

Clara Thomas as Melinda Prudence Halliwell

Selena Gomez as Tamora Lisa Montana

Selena Gomez as Katherine "Kat" Phoebe Montana

Sierra Paris as Prudence Johnna "P.J." Halliwell

Jack Fulton as Richard Scott Montana Jr

Maia Mitchell as Parker Patricia Halliwell

Jennifer Rhodes as Penelope "Penny" Halliwell

Finola Hughes as Patricia "Patty" Halliwell

James Read as Victor Bennett

Scott Jaeck as Samuel "Sam" Wilder

Dorian Gregory as Darryl Morris

Chris Wood as Rennek

Nina Dobrev as Neena

Rebecca Balding as Elise Rothman

Alex Black as Tyler Michaels

Emily Bett Rickards as Bailey

Ryan Reynolds as Hogan

Timothy Webber as Montgomery Knox

Lucy Lawless as Glynnis

Peter Woodward (voice) as The Source of All Evil

Renee O'Connor as Iota

Minor Characters

(Will be added as they appear.)

Persia White as Kama

Brendan Fraser as Mitchell Coopersmith

Amber Valletta as Bree Holcombe

Natasha Henstridge as Coopersmith Mother

John Rubinstein as Coopersmith Father

Cupid's Harrow

[Scene: Cemetery. An infant's funeral. Coop is there. He touches the coffin's lid and his Cupid ring glows, though the mourners don't seem to notice.]

Coop: "May you be lifted up on cherub wings." (He walks over to the infant's parents, placing a hand on the mother's shoulder. His Cupid ring glows, though the mourners still don't seem to notice.) "Have faith that your daughter lives on in your love." (He walks away from the mourners and leans against a tree, looking at his Cupid ring.) I don't think I can do this anymore.

[Scene: Cupid Temple. A female Cupid is there. Coop beams in.]

Cupid: I was beginning to worry you wouldn't make it.

Coop: Kama, have you ever known me not to complete an assignment?

(They join hands and their rings glow.)

Kama: No, but you're the only working dad on the payroll. I'm not sure what to expect from you these days. Your focus has been split lately, Coop. I get that being married to a Charmed One takes a toll, but your duties as a Cupid agent are still important.

Coop: I understand. But you can probably guess why my heart might not be into the task of collecting new recruits these days. (They both roll up their sleeves.) We should do this.

(They each place the hand with their Cupid rings into a pool of water in the center of the temple. Their Cupid rings and the water glows.)

Coop/Kama: "Child taken from your family too soon, rise up to spread the love passed onto you through sadness and share it in joy."

(A new cherub suddenly flies out of the pool.)

Kama: Maybe we should just put you in charge of the nursery.

Coop: That's a job I would gladly perform.

[Scene: Phoebe and Coop's apartment. Phoebe, sitting on the sofa working on a laptop, and Coop, holding P.J., are there.]

Coop: I hate that P.J. will grow up never knowing my family.

Phoebe: Yeah, but that ship sailed a couple hundred years ago, didn't it?

Coop: I hate that I never knew my family.

(Phoebe closes the laptop.)

Phoebe: I'm sorry, hon. I shouldn't assume these issues don't come up anymore just because you've been around so long. (She gets up and goes over to Coop and P.J.) Don't you have any memories of your parents?

Coop: I doubt I was alive long enough to open my eyes. My mother might not have even held me.

Phoebe: I don't even want to imagine what that would be like. (Phoebe takes P.J. from Coop.) It's awful that you weren't allowed to go back and visit your family when you were older.

Coop: It was supposed to be for my protection, whatever that means. I don't even know my real name.

[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe is in Prue's office on the desk computer. Elise comes in.]

Phoebe: How do I look up information on someone who was never officially born someplace in the world a couple hundred years ago?

Elise: I'd say you don't.

Phoebe: This is personal, Elise.

Elise: Who do you want to find out about hundreds of years ago?

Phoebe: My husband.

Elise: This magic stuff is still weird to me.

Phoebe: Tell me about it. I want to help him find out about his past, but this stupid computer keeps freezing on me.

(A newspaper suddenly flies off of Prue's desk.)

Elise: What the….?

Phoebe: Welcome to my world. Where strange, jumpy newspapers are the norm.

Elise: Is it haunted?

Phoebe: Either that or- (She bends down to pick up the newspaper and has a premonition when she touches it.) Whoa! (In the premonition, a woman is hugging a swaddled baby and sobbing. The premonition ends and Phoebe looks at the newspaper.) What's this? Senator Holcombes daughter is getting married tomorrow. Coopersmith? You don't think….?

Elise: It's worth a look.

Phoebe: Yeah, but what are the odds the Coopersmith family history-? (The computer freezes again.) Stupid computer froze up again. (The computer completely shuts off.) Hey! I think I killed it.

Elise: Um…. Not exactly.

(Elise points to show the computer has been unplugged.)

Phoebe: How did that come out? (Kama is revealed to be in the room, invisible to Phoebe and Elise.) Maybe I am haunted.

[Scene: Halliwell's. Prue, Piper, Phoebe, and Paige are there, working behind the counter.]

Piper: We've only been open a few months and I'm hosting the rehearsal dinner for a Senator's daughter. And on such short notice. They just called today.

Paige: Must have heard about the bread pudding. So tasty.

Phoebe: Yeah, that's got to be it. Bread pudding.

Prue: Phoebe, what did you do?

Phoebe: Nothing. (Prue and Piper give her a look.) Okay, I might have called their wedding planner and told her a pipe burst at the restaurant they'd booked at and suggested they come to Halliwell's instead.

Piper: And why would you do that?

Phoebe: The Coopersmiths might be related to Coop. Like really, really distant relatives. I figured if I get them all here-

Paige: They'd what? Notice the family resemblance? Coop's parents lived over two hundred years ago.

Phoebe: You should see Coop's face when he talks about the family he never knew. I had to try something.

[Time lapse. Outside Halliwell's. Coop arrives and tries to get in, but the doors won't budge.]

Coop: What the….? (He looks in one of the doors' windows to see a bunch of people.) What is that? A private party? Well, I can either bang on the door or….

(Kama is inside Halliwell's, holding the doors closed, invisible to Coop as well.)

Kama: Go home.

(Coop beams away.)

{Cut to inside Halliwell's. Coop beams inside Halliwell's to where Prue, Piper, Phoebe, and Paige are.]

Coop: Piper, you might want to have Leo take a look at the front door. It's stuck. (to Phoebe) Hey, honey. What was the emergency?

Phoebe: No emergency. (She motions to all of the customers having dinner.) I thought you'd like to meet your family.

Coop: My family? What did you do, Phoebe?

Phoebe: I had a premonition. Put two and two together. Work fast, don't I?

Coop: I shouldn't be here.

(Coop tries to run off, but Phoebe grabs his arm to stop him.)

Phoebe: It's not like they're going to recognize you. They don't even know you exist. Just stick around. See what they're like.

(A man walks over to the counter.)

Man: Excuse me. Can I get someone to help bring the cake in from the car? My fiance will be suspicious if the best man and I disappear at the same time.

Phoebe: My husband can help.

[Cut to outside Halliwell's. Coop and the man are at a car.]

Man: I should warn you. This isn't going to be pretty.

(Coop looks in the car.)

Coop: What is that?

Man: A family tradition. (The cake looks like a miniature mine.) We have a cake designed like the old Coopersmith Mine at all major family events. Bree axed the idea of having it at the wedding, so I had it made for tonight as a surprise.

Coop: It's certainly surprising.

Man: How can I marry someone who doesn't appreciate my family traditions? I get that it's an ugly cake.

Coop: That it is.

Man: But if she can't respect my traditions, how will we survive the marriage?

Coop: A cake is not a marriage. Neither is a wedding. At the end of the day, all that matters is how you and Bree feel about each other. (He places a hand on the man's shoulder and his Cupid ring glows, though the man doesn't notice.) "This is just a normal attack of cold feet. Just remember all the things you've experienced together and let those feelings guide you."

(Coop and the man bring in the cake.)

Man: (to Bree) When you didn't want this at the wedding, I figured it could make an appearance at the rehearsal dinner. That's okay, right?

Bree: Well, you were right. It is horrible. It is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I love it!

Man: Really?

Bree: I would never want that monstrosity at the reception, but I'm okay with it here. As long as it makes you happy.

(The man and Bree hug and Coop smiles.)

Woman: (to her husband) How could you let him bring that disgusting cake? Bad enough I had to have it at my wedding. Are you trying to ruin everything?

[Scene: Phoebe and Coop's apartment. Phoebe and Coop are sitting on a couch together.]

Phoebe: You have to admit, it was a pretty good party last night. And that cake tasted much better than it looked.

Coop: Getting to meet those people who could be related to me was special. But it wasn't worth breaking the rules over.

(Kama appears in the room, watching Phoebe and Coop, but they can't see her.)

Phoebe: What's the big deal? You met some of your family and the world didn't end. (Phoebe puts her arms around Coop and has a premonition of everyone fighting at the Coopersmith wedding.) Feel like going to a wedding?

[Scene: Outside a church. Prue, Piper, Phoebe, Paige, and Coop are there.]

Prue: So what's the plan?

Piper: Yeah, we can't just show up like stalkers.

Paige: Should we try a glamour?

Phoebe: If it's like my premonition in there, I doubt they'll even notice us.

Coop: Phoebe, this is a serious problem! (They all look at him in shock at his outburst. He places a hand to his head.) I'm so sorry. I think whatever's affecting them is getting to me, too. We better hurry.

(Coop runs towards the church, but Kama, who no one can see, pushes Coop to the ground.)

Phoebe: Coop! (She runs to him and kneels beside him.) What happened? Can't Cupids enter a church?

Coop: Of course we can enter a church!

(Coop gets back up and tries to run into the church again, but Kama holds him off.)

Phoebe: Well, you're doing a lousy job of trying to get into this one! (Phoebe is surprised at herself.) That's not good. It seems to be spreading to me, too. Let's see if we can get inside. Maybe this is a job for the Charmed Ones.

(Kama allows Prue, Piper, Phoebe, and Paige into the church, but then slams the door in Coop's face.)

Coop: I guess it is.

[Cut to inside the church.]

Paige: This is making less and less sense.

Piper: Par for the course with us.

Prue: We need to split up and take on the family one by one.

Phoebe: I've got the groom.

(A man and a woman come in arguing.)

Man: I can't believe you're still whining about that stupid cake.

Woman: And I can't believe you're doing everything you can to make your son's wedding a ridiculous spectacle like ours.

Paige: We'll start with them.

(Phoebe splits up from Prue, Piper, and Paige.)

[Cut to outside of the church.]

Coop: I can't just stand here doing nothing. (He runs around the church.) There has to be another way in.

(He finds an open gate inside. Kama beams in beside it.)

Kama: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Coop: Kama? Why won't you let me go into the church to fix this?

Kama: You mean the problem you created? I was wondering what would happen if I assigned you to collect a new recruit now that you have a child of your own. Family love is important, Coop, but you do have responsibilities to others.

Coop: You couldn't have just pulled me aside to talk? Written me up? You had to drag my family into this?

Kama: Cupid powers can be dangerous if you lose focus. Love can easily twist into hate. You'd better hope the Charmed Ones can undo what was done since your powers shouldn't be used on anyone in your family line.

(Bree runs out of the church crying.)

Coop: What about someone not in my family yet? (Bree sits down on a bench and Coop goes over to her.) No bride should cry on her wedding day.

Bree: At this rate, I don't think there's going to be a wedding. You were at the rehearsal dinner last night. Are you related to Mitchell?

Coop: Distantly. Look, Bree, I don't know what your problems are. I don't really know anything about you. But I do know a thing or two about love. Mitchell and his family are going through something right now. You can either run away from it or confront it. I understand that it doesn't make sense, that it came out of the blue, but problems do that sometimes. Part of marriage is dealing with that together. If you really love him, you can get through it.

Bree: But how?

(Coop takes her hands and his Cupid ring glows, though Bree doesn't notice.)

Coop: "Just focus on the good times."

[Cut to inside the church. Phoebe is talking to the groom in one of the rooms. Bree arrives and eavesdrops.]

Mitchell: It's our wedding day. Why is my family trying to ruin everything? Why doesn't Bree understand?

Phoebe: I can feel your love for her, Mitchell. You just have to push past this weird little blip.

(Bree comes in.)

Bree: I know it's bad luck to see the bride-

(Phoebe pulls her further into the room.)

Phoebe: Luck, schmuck. Things can't get any worse. If you two love each other, don't worry about everyone else. Just focus on that love.

(Phoebe pushes Bree towards Mitchell.)

Bree: I do love you, Mitchell. More than any stupid cake, or your parents fighting all night, or your brother hitting on my mom.

Mitchell: Yeah, that was weird.

Bree: I do want to marry you.

Mitchell: And I want to marry you, too.

(Mitchell and Bree kiss.)

[Scene: Park. Phoebe and Coop, pushing a stroller with P.J. in it, are there.]

Phoebe: Sorry the whole reuniting with your family thing nearly blew up in our faces.

Coop: Nothing to be sorry about. It was actually a good reminder about the power of love.

(P.J. accidentally drops her ladybug stuffie and Phoebe kneels on the ground to pick it up for her and hands it to her.)

Phoebe: Think you might want to try it again when they get back from their honeymoon, but not using your powers on them this time?

Coop: Those people are strangers. Even if I did get to know them, I can't really tell them who I am or what I do. (Coop kneels down beside Phoebe and she takes P.J. out of the stroller.) You and P.J. are all the family I need.

Phoebe: And Prue, Piper, and Paige, Leo, Cole, Richard, the kids, various relations both living and dead….

(Phoebe puts P.J. down.)

Coop: Yeah, that's more than enough people in my life.