Disclaimer: I don't own Phil of the Future, but even if I did, what channel would broadcast such a premium quality program nowadays?
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Hey, you with the face! This is a courtesy voicemail message from Pim Diffy's Products, so listen with yer good ear. As a previous purchaser of products from the now defunct Keely's Korner, your phone number was automatically gathered by means that you don't need to be bored by right now. It has come to my attention that not all my buyers are completely satisfied with their purchases, those cry babies. Vice-Principal Hackett has ... encouraged me to make some sort of compromise. Remember - NO REFUNDS EVER! Still, I promised Mr. Hackett that any unsatisfied customers would be warmly invited to come over to my house tomorrow after school, between 4:15 and 4:30. We shook on my dealing with this on the spot. At my home, I personally will make certain that that each and every individual I see will receive what I think they deserve. I have chicken pox.
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