"Tonton! You stupid pig! Stop running!"
Ino roared out her frustration, much like how a lioness would if a giraffe kicked her to allow her prey to escape unscathed. Tonton at first wanted a bath, but once she landed in the water she squealed like the pig that she is and ran out of the tub and into the hallway. And because Ino had soaped up the water before putting in the pork, Tonton had become a speeding slippery shell of slaughter.
Ino raced after the soapy pig throughout the hallways of Tsunade's house. While Tonton knew all too well the consequences of damaging her master's property, Ino had no such care and used her rage to bulldoze past chairs, lamps, and anything else to get a good grip on that damn pg. Nobody valuable broke, mostly due to Tsunade's foresight that a mood-swinger and a naughty pig would lead to some trouble. She didn't expect that the damage would go this far out…
Three days in, and Ino already wanted to murder that damn pig. She started calling it, at least in her head and not out loud to the damn pig's owner, that damn pig. While she did manage to bathe it twice so far, she still hated it. She hated. Every. Moment. Of. It. Tonton clearly was messing around with her, and that damn pig knew it.
Ino saw a opportunity to properly grab Tonton. She launched herself forward like a football player with her hands out and dug her rubbed-down nails into Tonton, effectively bringing the destructive chase to a end. Tonton squealed over and over, almost like she assumed it was time to become bacon. Ino growled like a satisfied cat who caught the rat as she dragged Tonton back to the tub.
At least Tonton finally stopped squirming, accepted the now cold water and allowed Ino to bathe her. "Okay, you're free to go." Ino sighed as she soon as she finished scrubbing away the last microspeck of mud. Tonton oinked and jumped out of the tub and landed on all fours, waiting to be toweled off. Ino quickly rubbed Tonton off and allowed her to go on her way.
Ino dumped the dirty water outside. Not that mattered where she threw the pig water, the torrent of endless water had come back so the slightly grimy water quickly got drowned out by the other water. Ino threw the towels into the washroom basket without really looking, so they ended up splayed all over the basket instead of inside of it. Ino walked past a mirror and noticed that her outfit had became dirtied with mud and pig prints. Groaning, she stripped off the white t-shirt and jean shorts and tossed them through the ajar door to her room. It was a mistake to only bring a limited set of outfits with her.
Ino looked down at the mirror again, seeing if her cute pink underwear set had any smears. Nope, clean. Ino could hear the sound of the one running shower in the entire house, so Tsunade must be taking a midday shower to calm down and relax from all of the work. Given the fact she spent half of a hour in the shower, Ino decided to not get dressed and instead parade around in her underwear for a bit, at least until Tsunade turned off the shower.
Yes, rebellion! Ino strutted around the house, letting the furniture and Tonton view her in all of her near-nakedness glory. And Tonton was merely confused; she lived with two females and this was a generally normal thing for her (At least whenever Tsunade got drunk, which is normal) the only reason she felt confused was because of a stranger doing this. Ino flexed and posed in front of the mirror, silently complementing herself.
As she walked into the living room, the fashion show stopped and reality set in. The room was so in disarray, it was hard to tell if it was ever clean in the first place! Ino let out a whimper as she saw the various chairs, the two tables, the stands, and the other furniture all over-turned. And there was the wet tracks of Ino and Tonton marking the carpets. Ino frantically went to work setting everything back up in place, or at least what she remembered.
Looking up every so often, Ino spotted that damn pig, seemingly laughing at her. This only made Ino angrier and more focused on getting the mess arranged properly. At least Tonton didn't try to enter the room and cause more mess.
It took her some time, but she finally did it. She returned the carpet cleaner back to the cabinet and rested against the side of the wall overlooking the living room. It…looked fine. Presentable, sittable. Hopefully Tsunade wouldn't notice…or if that damn pig didn't suddenly gain the ability to talk in human speech and tell what happened.
Ino rubbed her sore muscles to relax them. She actually looked forward to doing paperwork! Less strenuous, would keep her away from that damn pig. Ino groaned as the smell of sweat started to overpower her senses. Shaking her head, she went up the stairs so she could take a well-needed shower. The sounds of the shower already running went ignored by her as she opened the door and stepped inside.
"INO!"
"WOAH!" Ino went flying out of the bathroom in a huge shock of shock. Tsunade stepped out of the shower and slammed the door shut. Despite installing the lock to keep perverts out, the constant rain and Ino's arrival made Tsunade feel safe enough to leave the door unlocked. That changed!
Ino breathed heavily yet slowly. What she just saw…what she saw…wow. She thought all of the jokes that immature boys made about Tsunade's figure…and they were underestimating. She meant, well, she didn't see much, there's was steam. A lot of steam. But this wasn't one of Jiraya's PG-13 books where various bits and pieces would block the naughty bits…Ino clearly saw Tsunade's bits. In full detail.
…big.
After calming down a bit, Ino looked down and spotted the small fact that she was still in her underwear. She sighed and slowly went downstairs to go grab a clean set of clothes. On the way in, she grabbed her thrown clothes and properly set them in the hamper to be cleaned later. Well, now actually, she just used the last se of her clean clothes. She grabbed the hamper and went straight to the laundry room.
After dumping her clothes off in the washer, she went out into the hall, only to be encountered by a bathrobe-clothed Tsunade, including one wrapped around her hair. "Did you only bring three outfits?" She asked, being the first question she came up with. "Hmm. You could borrow of Shizune's clothes. They're around your size…and she wouldn't mind either. As long as you don't tear them up."
"Okay." Ino looked down, a visible blush on her cheeks. "Sorry." She also squeaked out.
"Don't worry about it." Tsunade sighed. "We're women, nothing to worry about." She huffed out a heavy sigh. "I really should consider adding a second shower, but the villagers would make a few complaints about me using funds to add something to my home. You could use it now…but after that, put some extra time into the office sorting the Baba file."
"Thanks." Ino coughed out as she headed towards the stairs to raid Shizune's closet and take a shower.
"Oh, Ino." Tsunade called out to stop her. "Cute underwear." Ino's face rushed blood red before she ran up the stairs to go, do her thing, and hide. Tsunade smirked as she went off to go and get dressed…only to remember that her room was upstairs, seeing how she went downstairs to embarrass Ino…