Hello people! This is a crack version of the part in '3 years later' where John finds out about Alex... I hope you enjoy it!
John walked into the office to see someone with thickly framed glasses and a terrible black wig sitting behind the desk. He heard Corinne stifle a laugh behind him. The agent glanced up at the noise.
"Ah! You must be Corinne and John! It's nice to meet you. Say, have you seen a blonde man, about your age, anywhere? I need him to run an errand for me..." John couldn't take his eyes off the wig. The agent rolled his eyes. "Got all my hair burnt off in my last mission." John had a faint look of horror on his face. "Spying's less fun than it seems sometimes. It'll grow back sooner or later. Anyway, down to busin-" The agent was interrupted by a head appearing round the door.
"Hey, Alex, you..." the person trailed off. "Hey, weren't you part of that CHERUB group? I don't know if you'd remember me. I'm Ben." He sighed. "Alex, please take the wig off, it's really distracting. Where did you find it anyway?" The agent looked rather peeved.
"Agent Daniels, why on earth are you mistaking me for that young rapscallion. And another thing..." Ben walked over, and pulled the wig and glasses off. Alex smiled at Ben.
"It was worth a shot. And it was working so well too..."