A/N: Heya people! Sorry I couldn't update the last two days, but I had All-County band for my middle school, so I didn't have time. I'm a little bugged at my instrument though; one's lips become tired after playing french horn seven hours in two days... Anyway, responses to comments. From "Just Me", sure, I could think of plenty of Bujeet hints, I actually sort of like that couple. Dragonpus16294. Oh, and Gravity5, umm, I was looking back on the episodes... sorry, but Ferb and Gretchen never actually interact with each other. It makes me sad because that couple is awesome and widely shipped, but... darn. Anyway, after this I'm doing Ferbnessa (crowd pleaser:D), then I'll do Phinerry, and sorry Tjagr39, but I think the end of That Sinking Feeling is about as romantic as it could get for Mishti and Baljeet. Anyway, sorry for that long note, now enjoy chapter four: Carlinda in The Remains of the Platypus!
Linda's day couldn't possibly get any weirder. When she had picked up that little brown 1940's fedora, she hadn't at all expected that to happen. She remembered walking up those long flights of stairs for that little squirrel man, only to walk into the weirdest most random event she had ever witnessed. She returned the hat to squirrel-man, who was now trapped in a cage. And then... ew. That, Linda remembered, was when Squirrel-Man had leaned in. And she leaned to. Why did she have to lean in? She did have to admit that he was a good kisser. But still, what would she tell Lawrence? What would she do? Then she realized: She was never going to see him again. She didn't have to worry about squirrel man. She rolled over, shut her eyes, and went to sleep peacefully.
A/N: AAAHHH! I'M A PERVERT! Anyway, I'm trying to make these longer, but this? I would've puked had I made this full length. Okay, now, another assignment for my awesome reviewers: I'm debating between a few ideas for a full-length story. So you have three choices. First is a Lord of the Rings type fantasy. Second is a paranormal vampire/werewolf/witch/monster fanfiction (the characters will turn into these monsters! And there will be Phinabella!). Third is a typical high school dramatic musical (think Glee minus the sex). Review, I beg of you!