A/N: Aha! Another humorous Linda couple! I don't know why I keep writing these, I'll probably be taking a break for a while after this, but anyway... So, I'm still open to suggestions, but tomorrow I'll probably be doing Jeremessa. Now, Lindoofenshrmirtz in What Do it Do?!
Linda hadn't exactly been "blown away" (so to speak) by her date. He had forced her to ride in the trunk, put her down for wanting to be a pop star, and completely ruined the drive-in movie theater. But yet, as she walked off, supposedly "never to see him again", she felt a twinge of guilt. Perhaps she should go back, apologize, say it hadn't quite been as bad as she had said. Despite the fact that he was a little idiotic, he was an all-around nice guy, and she couldn't deny that she had been on worse dates... So she did. She came back to his car that night. And she stayed with him night after night until she couldn't take it any more. That was when she left him, with two children and a broken, cheated heart.
A/N: Sorry this is only a paragraph, I'm reeeaaally tired today... Now all I need to do is update Mortality and I can take a nap... Thanks for reading this cruddy chapter...