A/N: Yeah, sorry this is late. I'm sort of annoyed I have to say this again, I know most people get it, but I am looking for EXOTIC couples. If you want Phinabella/Ferbnessa, look at some of my previous chapters or find another fic! Because FRICKIN' EVERYONE WRITES PHINABELLA AND FEBNESSA! Sorry about that. I just wanna get it through your head. Just please, if I'm accepting Phinabella/Ferbnessa again, I'll let you know, but for now... oh, just shut up. Sorry. Enough flaming my reviewers... Anyway, this one's a recommendation from Skypan, and it's actually fairly interesting... Okay Blayn't or Cleway'n or whatever the heck you wanna call it from the Christmas special!
Things were interesting in the North Pole. No kids, no normal people, and no female elves, Blay'n thought to himself. In fact, the only thing he really found interesting was Clewn't. Amongst elves he was the best of the best, a veteran of toy making, a common topic of envy. Clewn't was simply amazing. Then there was the one night they had shared together, the best night of his life, the time Blay'n and Clewn't had done the Danville round with each other. The night they enjoyed each other's company and the older elf had... come out of his shell, so to speak. The night they realized their feelings for each other.
A/N: Okay, I've decided ahead of time that this one's not gettin' flamed. This is such an eccentric couple it's physically impossible NOT to ship it. I mean, what alternative is there? Blay'nabella? Clewirving? Something even more disgusting than my other suggestions? Anyway, I've decided to set up a contest for all those Phinabella fans. If you guess my age (VIA PM), then you can have your chapter! Okay, bye!