Matthew sat on his maple leaf couch sighing sadly while he turned on the tv, the day was the 15th February specifically family day sure Matthew had a family but they were busy Alfred was at the movies,Arthur was trying to deal with his pushy boss and Francis was cooking he started to wonder about how the other countries were spending their day even if they didn't know about "Family Day" he decided to use this idea to his advantage,he grabbed his video camera and posted his idea on the internet surprisingly some countries had responded Matthew felt less lonely and clicked the play button on his laptop.

Connor (Northern Ireland) was holding his camera vlogging around his house

"Hi, Matthew I'm going to tell you about my family let's see..."

Connor then gave a detailed anecdote about his families origins

"It all started when there were two powerful women during the times when Ancient Rome was around
those women were Britannia and Hibernia there was also our Celtic Daddy and Celtic Uncles/Aunties
back in those days I didn't even exist I was still part of my brother now sister he used to love playing musical instruments, cooking with mum,Hunting,Archery,visiting witches for advice and playing with our cousin Conan Allistor used to enjoy practising his skills at hunting and music too though he was slightly mean at times and a snitch if we did anything wrong we would get a licking Dylan wasn't that different either he really liked dragons and sheep There was also our close acquaintances Branok, William,Melawn, Madenn and Kelsie those Medival times weren't all good though the healthcare was gruesome and the punishments for crimes were very vile
anyway things have changed now I'm Connor,Callum I get along quite well with my family though we do have the occasional fight that's just how our family is sometimes other than the fact there's a lot of alcoholics except for Peter,Coretta and Kelsie now I never ever drink unless I'm depressed so I'm going to introduce you to my family members"

he pointed the camera to Arthur watching Prime Ministers Questions on BBC1
"Oh Bloody Hell"

he pointed the camera to Allistor sitting in the other room watching football

Connor commentated "there's Allistor (Scotland) who is drunk of his ass right now"

Allistor shook his head waving to the camera "Nah"

he pointed the camera to Dylan (Wales) who was having some technical difficulties

Connor commentated
there's Dylan who is going mad with a computer

Dylan whined, "Why won't you work?"

Connor commentated as he got Lisa (Ireland) on facetime

"there's my sister Lisa who is at work" Brian waved happily behind the bar he was working behind "Dia Duit"

Connor then snuck into his sister Kelsie's room when she was in the middle of drawing something while listening to Megadeth
"there's my dear Kelsie who is listening to metal music right now"

Kelsie shouted "Shut up I'm trying to draw here!" threatening to throw a doc marten at his face until the door shut

Connor then redirected his camera to the front door where his other sister Coretta (Cornwall) had arrived back from the arcade

Coretta melodramatically cried out "There were minions everywhere!"

Connor then turned on skype to talk to

Lindsay (London) who waved to the camera "Hi There"

William (West Midlands) who was watching a match "Goal"

Nathan (North West England) who was listening to The Cure "F*k off"

Melawn (Also Cornwall) waved giving the devil horns symbol "sup"

Connor finished his vlog
"except for Conan (Connacht), Peter, Nick (Isle of Mann) and Madenn (Brittany) they've moved to their own places well Madenn is in France now
we are still on good terms I think?"