Arthur coughed while Ivan looked at him Arthur was unwell
"what is wrong with you?"
Arthur coldly said
"are you blind? I have a cold"
Ivan pondered
"maybe some memes will make you feel better"
Arthur complained
"the memes are ok but it's not working"
Ivan smirked "do you need me to give you some Nandos secret sauce"
Arthur resisted "No Ivan that's Gay"
Ivan gave him a Russian Winnie the Pooh plush "how about some Chips and a hug from Винни-Пух?"
Arthur felt cold about it at first but he liked the feeling
"But Ivan I haven't played with Winnie the Pooh since I was baby
wait it is soft and this is even softer this feeling is ace"
only to realize he was holding Ivan's hand close to his face not the teddy bear
Ivan said "that's not the teddy bear that's my hand"
Arthur nervously screamed as his hidden secret was now revealed
"No no I'm Gay ahhh!"
Ivan tried to settle him
"Calm down Arthur at least you admitted it there's a reason why you ship idubbz and filthy frank and even though my country doesn't accept Gays I don't care"
Arthur was in tears "I didn't want to admit it because I try to be tough but really my family is a bit nuts and almost everything I do is wrong
this means I'm an f-f-f-f-f he struggled to say the slur when Ivan cut him off
"nyet I wouldn't call you a cigerette you are better than that you are number one"
he dried his tears as he hummed the We are Number One song from Lazy Town"
"da da da da We are Number One " when he sneezed
Ivan rolled his eyes
"your cold still isn't away though I'll go and get you some medicine"
Arthur just rested
"alright Ivan" he yawned
Gopnik Russia was in the waiting room
mumbling "Blyat this is taking forever"
when the Pharmacist finally gave him what Arthur needed to recover
"Here's the medicine he will have to take it orally for a few days and in the meantime, this paracetamol should calm his throat"
even Ivan was shocked and how much this was
"this is a lot of medicine for my friend to take I hope he's still in one piece when I get back"
he arrived back at the flat
"Ok Arthur I have a lot of medication for you to take and you better take it"
"fine" Arthur coughed
Ivan took the empty needleless syringe out of the package
"first is the Oral syringe"
Arthur screamed
"y-your giving me butt sex, Ivan?"
Ivan rolled his eyes coldly
"No you idiot I'm giving you medicine through your nose think of it like your vaping"
Arthur understood "oh ok"
Ivan held the syringe in Arthur's Nose
"Now hold still"
Arthur sniffled eventually it was over
Ivan asked "do you need a tissue?" giving Arthur a tissue
Arthur dabbed his face with the tissue and took a few breaths
"thanks for helping me, Ivan"
Ivan smiled
"your welcome Arthur your my mate"
Arthur shrugged "I guess we are now soulmates"
Ivan cuddled him
"da"
after the cuddle Arthur made a suggestion
"wanna make fun of youtube videos and anime vines while listening to Linkin Park?"
Ivan responded "I'd love that"