A/N: And my second multi-species homosexual (or heterosexual, based on my reviewer's thoughts) pairing. I dunno, I think Perry's a guy, but you could easily imagine him as either gender in this... Anyway, after this I'll probably give in to a few homosexual requests and do some Phinerb and Canstacy, then I might show you my Phinessa idea. It's an interesting, stretched idea. Alright, here it is: Perryshmirtz (with hints of Doof and Ballooney) in The Chronicles of Meap, Couple requested by multiple people (that means I'm making more than one person happy)!
Ballooney was a horrible person, or so thought Doofenshirtz. His best friend for years, his creation, his evil scheme of the day; he had betrayed him, and for what? A half as evil alien villain who had no idea who Ballooney even was! It was horrible! How could his best friend ditch him like that! But he hadn't. No, his best friend came back to thwart him every day. His best friend was Perry the Platypus. And that's what he told Mitch right when Perry walked in.
Perry was shocked at this. Doof felt that way too? He, instead of smacking him like he was supposed to, blushed and smiled at Doofenshmirtz. Then Doof smiled back. Then they left together.
A/N: Aww, that was cute... I actually kinda liked that one. It was more thought out than some of the others, and it actually had some sort of plot and could easily fit into the episode. See you guys later!