A/N: Alright, now this is my second Ferbnessa.
Vanessa had had the most insane day ever. She had wandered a gigantic mall, met her common acquaintance Ferb, trudged through a ball pit, and been saved from a carnivorous lawnmower by her afore-mentioned common acquaintace, who had been armed with only a Swiss Army Knife. She didn't mind Ferb though. He was a good listener, even if he was a good deal younger than her. Now that it was all over, she felt the need to thank him, then she pecked him on the cheek. Then she tried to lean back. But something stopped her.
Ferb had wrapped his arms around her. He didn't even know he had until Vanessa tried to stand upright again, but he had. Ferb knew he was going to be in an extremely awkward situation once he let go, so he improvised. He kissed her. Luckily his mum was gone or he would have been in serious trouble, but Candace was still there with Phineas, watching in serious embarrassment as their step-brother kissed Vanessa. When Ferb finally stopped, he whispered into Vanessa's ear: "I was about to tell you my real name earlier, but I got cut off. For the record, it's Frank. Frank Fletcher."
Then he let go and braced himself for the yells of disgust he was sure to get from Phineas.
A/N: Aww, poor Ferb. His brother just doesn't get romance. See you guys!