The Devil You Know – 26th June 2012
Woke up this morning to see that demon Crowley wheelin' himself about in my wheelchair, He just sat and giggled as I tried to get up, he was practically cryin' when I tried to call the cavalry over. I don't know what he's been doin' the last two years but sommats happened to 'im. Gotta say he's lost most've the snobbery, but he's still an ass. So then Crowley wheels hisself over leans in close and says, 'listen darling we had undeniable chemistry, so let's make a deal, I'll give you your wheels, in return for a kiss' well what was I meant to do? He asked for a kiss, so I gave 'im one from his neck o' the woods, a Glasgow kiss. And at that point our glorious leader decided t' show up with the three stooges, and save poor ole Bobby from the King o' the cross roads.
While Crowley writhed about on the floor moaning about getting blood on his last good suit, Dean started chanting the exorcism and got about halfway through before Cas noticed a fresh burn on Crowley's arm. Turns out Lucifer's mooks had sealed Crowley into his vessel, serves the bastard right. And now Crowley wants to 'bunk up with my chums the Winchesters' and earned himself some more blood on that suit o' his for following that up with, 'or is it just the Winchester now? Now that Moosifer's leading my demons against you?' Turns out insinuatin' that Sam and Lucifer are buddies rather than in a hostage situation hit a raw nerve with Dean, and lets jus' say Crowley aint lookin' as 'dapper' no more.
Bobby Singer