Sing it To Me Chapter 7: Rachel Berry House Party, an iCarly + Glee Crossover fanfic

Okay, first of all I would like to announce that this story is not following the plot or order of the actual show. This is simply what I feel would have happened if the iCarly crew transferred to McKinley. I will use some of the ideas or parts of the plots from some episodes, but I will not follow them word by word/ event by event.

"Sounds awful," Santana said, putting her phone to her ear,"Is anyone going?"

"Let me check," Brittany replied, and then added Artie to the phone call, "Did you hear?"

"Yeah, Mercedes just told me." Artie replied.

From the background Mercedes said to Artie, "Tell them I'll go if they go."

"Tell them yourself, I ain't no pony express."

Mercedes pulled her phone out and joined the conversation, "You're going right?"

"Only if there's liquor. A Rachel Berry party is nothing I can do sober." Santana replied.

"But it's alcohol awareness week." Brittany cut in.

"Precisely, and I am aware of how much fun alcohol is."

"Did you hear?" Mercedes's voice says from the background as Sam and Carly walk up beside her.

"Let me get this straight," Sam replied, and then she and Carly pulled their phones out and joined the conversation. "Rachel Berry is having a party?"

"My point exactly," Santana said bluntly.

"I'm sorry but I was under the impression that she was a 12 year old who skipped a few grades."

"Are you going?" Carly asks the group.

"Depends. Did you hear about alcohol?" Artie replied.

"No, I'll ask Freddie." Sam replied. There was a click and then Freddie was on the line.

"Yo Fred, you with Puck?" Artie asked. Freddie saw Puck on the opposite side of the school, sliding down the staircase. He clicked him in and watched him pull his phone out.

"Puckerman" Puck's odd greeting was [A/N: I couldn't understand his actual greeting.!]

"Hey, it's Santittany, Artcedes, and iCarly." Santana started. "Can your friend score some wine coolers?"

"No. But his ID can." Puck replied, just as all of the group ran into each other at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone hung up their phones and Mercedes spoke.

"Well if we're all in, it's settled. The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza is officially a go."

"Welcome." Rachel greeted, "Kurt? Blaine? I wasn't expecting you guys!" She smiled, as the two boys walked down the stairs to her basement.

"Kurt's been blackmailing me ever since he saw my browser history," Finn explained, "He kinda insisted on coming.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Sam shouted as she walked down the stairs behind the guys. She pulled her jacket off. As she got the bottom of the stairs, she frowned. There wasn't even any music playing!

"I'm totally off the clock right now, Rachel," Blaine informed Rachel as he removed his jacket, "I'm not even wearing my uniform."

"So..." Kurt said conversationally, "This is your dad's Oscar room?"

"Yes! They transformed our ordinary basement for our annual Oscar parties."

"Is that a stage?" Blaine asked.

"I like to give impromptu performances for our neighbors sometimes."

"Okay..." Sam stepped in, "BORING."

Rachel frowned at her and then turned to see Quinn walking toward her, "Hey girlfriend! Having fun?"

"No." Sam piped up from behind her, but Rachel ignored her, smiling wider.

"Yeah," Quinn said quietly, "Awesome... party."

Rachel then preceded to name various rules. All through which everyone rolled their eyes and shook their heads to.

"Well," Carly began politely, smiling at Rachel,"Actually, I just remembered... we have, um... plans." She grabbed Sam and Freddie's arms and began tugging them toward the stairs, "Thanks for the... rad party!"

Everyone else jumped up and mumbled excuses, everyone heading toward the stairs.

"Wait!" Rachel interrupted. "We haven't even played Celebrity yet!" She pouted as everyone turned to leave. "Why is everybody leaving?" She asked Finn.

"Because this party blows." Puck interrupted,

"I haven't even had my first sip yet," Rachel argued. "How am I supposed to write a song if I can't even throw a party?"

"Look, if you want everyone to stay, Just let me break into your dads' liquor cabinet. No one's gonna get buzzed off of two wine coolers. I can replace it all before they get home." He assured her. Finn nodded in agreement.

Rachel thought for a moment, and then lifted her drink in the air yelling, "LET'S PARTY!"

After Puck broke into the liquor cabinet, all madness broke loose. Everyone was dancing, drinking, laughing, and playing drinking games. Santana and Brittany were even racing Carly and Sam to see who could do a faster body shot. People were chugging, singing, and falling over each other.

Finn and Kurt were the only ones not completely wasted. Finn, being a designated driver and Kurt trying to impress Blaine by 'not getting too sloppy'.

Quinn introduced Sam, Carly, and Freddie to Blaine and Kurt after the body shots were done.

"Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel..." He greeted and then turned to Carly. "Your hair is beautiful, what kind of conditioner do you use?"

"Well..." Carly started, smiling at her friends in goodbye and looping her arm with Kurt's before sauntering off across the room to talk to him.

"Well, I guess that means I'm Blaine." Blaine says a bit sloppier than Kurt's sober and amused tone.

Sam laughed and Freddie, who was sober smiled and rolled his eyes.

"Well that was Carly who walked off with.. Kurt?" Freddie explained.

Sam interrupted, standing up straighter and motioning to herself, standing up on a nearby table. "And I am Sam. The most awesome person you will ever meet." Blaine laughed and started bowing. "This," Sam pointed to Freddie. "Is my personal horse, Freddie." Freddie looked at Sam in alarm, already having found out that a drunk Sam is much more dangerous than a sober one.

"Uh, Sam. I don't-" Freddie started objecting, looking to Quinn for help, but seeing that Quinn was across the room, yelling at Puck. Sam interrupted him.

"Shut up. Horses don't talk. Now take me to the snack table." Sam ordered, jumping off of the table and pushing Freddie down onto the floor on all floors.

"Oh!" Blaine exclaimed, "I want a pony!"

"Get your own." Sam said bluntly, and then pushed Freddie back down because he was trying to get up. "Didn't I say down." He obeyed this time, sensing that she was getting angry and that carrying her across the room was safer than refusing. She climbed onto his back and Blaine watched as Freddie crawled across the room with the bossy blonde on his back.

Blaine wrinkled his eyebrows in confusion before mumbling, "Maybe Kurt will be my pony..."

Meanwhile, Rachel was pursuing Finn.

"Finny!" She cried running over to him and sliding her hands up his chest, "Dance with me."

She started dancing and moving around and pulling him with her. She was all over him grinding and grooving and he was honestly shocked that she could dance like that.

"Rachel, you're dancing like one of those girls from rap videos who practically molest expensive looking cars." He grabbed her wrist and pulled her over to the stage, taking a seat.

"We had it going on right?" She asked as they sat, she rested her head on his shoulder, "I wasn't making any of it up or anything?"

"Sure Rachel." He sighed,not knowing how emotional a drunk Rachel Berry could be but not wanting to find out. They sat quietly for a moment and Carly and Sam danced by, shaking their heads fiercely and jumping up and down.

"I would do anything for you." Rachel told him. "Anything!"

"Okay Rachel." Finn said, taking a deep breath, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to break it down for you." He shifted, pushing her head off of his shoulder, "Guys and girls fall into certain types when they get drunk."

He looked around and then motioned to where Santana was screaming at Evan and then pulling him closer. "Exhibit A: Santana. The weepy hysterical drunk."

"You like her better than me!" Santana was yelling at Evan, "Because she's blonde and awesome and so smart. Admit it. Just admit it!" She cried as Evan danced in front of her. "Now kiss me!" She demanded pulling his face to hers.

Finn smiled at Rachel and moved on, "Lauren Zizes, Sam, and Quinn, the angry girl drunks."

"I can't believe what you did to my body!" Quinn yelled angrily, shoving Puck, "I used to have abs!"

"Who told you that hairstyle was cool?" Lauren demanded, "Geronimo?"

Across the room Carly and Sam had bumped into Freddie and Sam was letting him have it while Carly rolled her eyes and walked over to hang out with Mercedes.

"You're such a dork! No girl will ever love you!"

"But I have a girlfriend..." Freddie said weakly, glancing around for help because his girlfriend wasn't being very much help.

"Don't sass me, nub!" She retorted, smacking him across the face.

"Ow, Sam! I didn't even do anything to you!"

"Yes you did!" But Sam gave no reason. Instead, she tackled him to the ground and began maneuvering him into a complicated looking wrestling move.

Finn raised his eyebrows and looked away. "Brittany," He motioned, "Also known as the girl who turns into a stripper" Brittany was dancing and shaking her butt on the washing machine as Artie threw money at her.

"Mercedes, Tina and Carly, the happy girl drunks. Carly, Mercedes, and Tina were sitting on the couch laughing their asses off at who knows what.

"And then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel." Finn said as Rachel rested her head on his arm again, "And right now, you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey, it's not cool."

Rachel gaped at him, obviously insulted. And then she smiled at him, patting his back as she stood up. "Well, what kind of girl is this?" She asked triumphantly, taking one last large gulp of her drink before yelling, "Let's play spin the bottle! Who wants to play SPIN THE BOTTLE?"

30 minutes later, Brittany had made out with Puck, Mercedes had gotten Artie, and Finn had kissed Carly.

Next, the bottle was spun and Brittany ended up kissing Evan while Santana yelled on the side.

Sam screamed 'I'M NEXT!' and spun the bottle hard, getting dizzy. It landed on Freddie and the two frenemies stared wide eyed at each other. No one did anything for a few minutes. Until Evan shouted out 'KISS!' and Sam shot him a small smile as everyone else started chanting 'KISS, KISS, KISS.' She glanced at Carly, but Carly was only half way paying attention; she was too busy staring at Puck and sipping her drink.

Freddie cleared his throat, "Well, um, let's do this." He took another sip of his drink and then stared down at her lips.

Sam bit her lip and then decided that was too girly and rolled her eyes.

"Well," She said to Freddie, "Lean." And he did and their lips connected and everyone cheered because it had taken them forever. The two went from lip to lip connection to open mouths, and then a 30 second kiss morphed into a two minute kiss and everyone started to ooh and aah.

Carly finally focused her attention on her kissing friends and almost smiled, until Lauren nudged her and said, "You better watch out for your man!" And then Carly remembered that her 'boyfriend' had been kissing another girl for somewhere around two minutes and she switched into good girlfriend mode and decided to break it up.

"Hey!' She yelled, but the two friends didn't notice her, [she saw Freddie's hand twirl a strand of Sam's hair] so she yelled it again louder. The two finally separated and Freddie blushed, pulling away and sitting back as Sam blinked and then called Freddie a nub before sitting back and letting the game go on.

Artie kissed Santana and Brittany kissed Finn, and none of the kisses were as heated or long as Sam and Freddie's. Though, no one would be able to remember the kiss tomorrow morning anyway.

Rachel spun last and when it landed on Blaine everyone laughed.

"Blaine Warbler, I am going to rock. Your. World." Rachel stated. The pair kissed and Kurt sat uncomfortably to the side, mumbling, 'that's enough don't you think?'

When they finally separated, having kissed for about a minute, Rachel's eyes widened and she smiled at Blaine.

"Your face tastes awesome." She whispered and then looked around before stating, "I think I just found a new duet partner!"

[Blaine; Rachel; Both]

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

When I met you I picked you out,

I shook you up, and turned you around

Turned you into someone new

Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet

Success has been so easy for you

But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now

And I can put you back down too

Don't, don't you want me?

You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me

Don't, don't you want me?

You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me

It's much too late to find

You think you've changed your mind

You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me oh

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

That much is true

But even then I knew I'd find a much better place

Either with or without you

The five years we have had have been such good times

I still love you

But now I think it's time I lived my life on my own

I guess it's just what I must do

Don't, don't you want me?

You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me

Don't, don't you want me?

You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me

It's much too late to find You think you've changed your mind

You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me oh

Don't you want me baby?

Next, they continued the game. Puck kissed Tina and Tina kissed Brittany and Brittany kissed Santana [Them kissing for almost as long as Sam and Freddie] and Puck kissed Carly [they also kissed for a little bit longer than appropriate.] Everyone was kissing everyone but no one else really wanted to duet like Rachel and Blaine did.

That is, until Carly spun and it landed on Sam.

Their kiss was short and friendly, but Sam grinned devilishly and pulled Carly up to the stage. She grabbed and downed another drink before whispering her song choice into Carly's ear and then going to start the music.

[Sam; Carly;Both]

This was never the way I planned, not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you caught my attention

No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter
You're my experimental game, just human nature
It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave
My head gets so confused, hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it

Us girls we are so magical, soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable, too good to deny it
It ain't no big deal, it's innocent

. . . . Well, that's the end of Part one. I hope you all liked it. :)