Going After The Broflavskis
Chapter 5
By Shadowgate
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Soon after they arrived at the Denver Airport Stan said "Kyle I'm ready and don't worry I'll keep you and your brother safe by not blabbering your family secret."
Ike said "we'd appreciate that."
Gerald told Stan "that's very nice of you" to which Ike and Kyle both responded "shut up dad."
Stan couldn't help but laugh when he saw Gerald's face after both of his sons told him to shut up.
In the meantime a couple who hadn't suffered from the mass breakup were both hanging out. Craig was in his room and he'd removed his jacket with a bad ass Kiss t-shirt exposed. He had Creatures of the Night blasting on his IPAD and Tweek was head banging at full speed.
After the song Tweek said "hey Craig sit down I got a big surprise for you."
Craig asked "what's that?"
Tweek walked behind Craig and told him "you've helped me when I've had anxiety so I think this is the least I could do for you."
Tweek began massaging Craig's shoulders.
After a minute Craig said "that's awesome Tweek."
ONE HOUR LATER
Kyle met up with both Cartman and Heidi and shortly after he arrived home in South Park.
Kyle told Cartman "let's all go over to your house. I'll give you compensation because you won the bet over that motherfucking leprechaun. I'm not sucking your Goddamn balls but I'll do something for you. After all your CPR got my heart beating again and I know you were unfairly punished for what the unknown Skankhunt 42 did."
Cartman replied "I know what you'll do for me is as good as it gets."
Soon Cartman was sitting in his chair with a Terrance and Phillip t-shirt on. Kyle began massaging his shoulders. Kyle knew he'd be spending the day keeping Cartman happy and Heidi was continuing her research.
15 minutes later Kyle's cell phone rang.
"Hold on Cartman it's Stan on the phone."
Kyle answered and said "hello."
Cartman watched as Kyle's facial expression went from normal to total shock.
Kyle said "no fucking way!"
Soon Kyle hung up.
Cartman asked "well what the hell is it?"
To Be Continued