Boris Yeltsin suggested this: Shamy trying coffee for the first time, thanks to Penny recommending a coffee shop to them

I adjusted the story a little since we know Amy drinks coffee now and Sheldon has tried coffee on The Work Song Nanocluster. Also, I lost control of the story somehow and it turned into this.

"Tell me again why we are here."

"Because Penny suggested this place and it will be nice to try a new place once in a while."

"But I don't even drink coffee."

"I don't read comics yet I still drive you to Stuart's store. Did you hear me complain about it?"

"Yes! You complain about it all the time, it's exhausting."

"The point is I'm still willing to drive you there."

"Fine."

"Thank you."

"You need to stop hanging out with Penny, she's corrupting you. You drink coffee now because of her."

"..."

"Ugh, fine, I didn't really mean that. You can hang out with her."

"I don't need your permission."

"Too late. No backsies."

"I think it'll be nice to go here, you know, to reminisce the old days. We met at a coffee shop after all."

"But it wasn't this coffee shop so your point about reminiscing the old days is absurd."

"It's still pretty nice though. I love the décor of this place."

"It's silly to go to a coffee shop and order a glass of water."

"I ordered water the first time we met."

"It was tepid water."

"Did you regret it?"

"To come here? Yes."

"No. Did you regret going to that coffee shop to meet me? We both went because we were forced, I had a deal with my mother to date once year and you were blackmailed with a dirty sock."

"Of course not."

"That's a relief."

"Why are you surprised? I thought it was obvious that we instantly liked each other on the first meeting. It was in your wedding vow, you can't just take it back!"

"Well, if you knew Raj was bluffing that time, we would not have met."

"Maybe not at that time but then you moved to Caltech, we'd find each other one way or another."

"You sound so sure."

"I am."

"That's sweet."

"I know."

"..."

"..."

"They also have tea here, you know."

"We have a great selection of tea at home, why would I order a cup of tea that I can have at home?"

"You can have pasta at home yet you still order it every time we go to that Italian restaurant."

"Fair point."

"..."

"How's your coffee?"

"Terrible. It's too sweet for my taste."

"Do you want to go home now?"

"Yes, please."

"So, we agree that we won't be coming here again?"

"Absolutely. This place is too crowded anyway."

"Good. I know you think that Penny has a great sense of fashion, which I will never understand, but that doesn't mean she has a great taste in food and beverage. Her favorite beverage is alcohol and her favorite food is basically the one that she doesn't need to pay for. We should not follow her recommendation just because she said so."

"I agree. But, please, don't tell her what you just told me because she's not going to react nicely."

"Noted."

"Thank you."

"Hey, we still have some time to kill, maybe we can stop by the train store on the way home?"

"Nope."

"Well, it was worth a shot."

I never accepted any prompt before so it's a new experience. I hope you enjoyed it though.

Thank you for reading.