Going After the Broflavskis

Chapter 6

By Shadowgate

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Kyle answered Cartman "Mysterion just called me. It seems there's a certain boy at our school who has a private relationship with a girl going on."

Cartman replied "well not me my relationship with Heidi is public ever since my technological 'propertah' was destroyed."

Kyle responded "Butters and Nelly are seeing each other in private."

Cartman yelled "what the fuck! That hypocrite! I'll bet he was two timing on his Canadian bitch as well."

Kyle replied "probably."

When night came around Toolshed, The Coon and Human Kite all met up.

Mysterion told his comrades that since he got his blowjobs in the past behind Walgreens he wondered what happened behind CVS.

"From a distance I watched and saw Professor Chaos meet up with Nelly."

The Coon yelled "Nelly was that bitch who held the list."

Human Kite clenched his fist and said "a motherfucking fake list it was."

The Coon put his hand on Human Kite and said "you're not ugly Human Kite."

The Human Kite smiled and Mysterion stated "I've little doubt that Professor Chaos will meet Nelly tonight. Let's face it hormones are wild as ever amongst the children of South Park."

Toolshed groaned and said "especially with my lost love."

Human Kite pulled Toolshed aside and told him "you know if you really want Wendy back you'll have to man-up and be accountable for that relationship. What my dad did was horrible and I'm grateful you won't spill it. You know my ass would be dead in the grass."

Toolshed had nodded multiple times during Human Kite's dialogue and then he put his arm around his super best friend.

Mysterion asked "is everyone ready to confront the chaotic hypocrite?"

The Coon yelled "damn right" and they all took off into the night.

It was 10:30 PM and Nelly was behind the newly built CVS Pharmacy.

Not long after her arrival a sinister figure whose shadow she noticed came running by.

"In the dead of night, love bites."

Nelly replied "come to me oh great chaotic one."

Professor Chaos appeared before her eyes under a full moon.

The two young lovers embraced.

10 SECONDS LATER!

"Hold it right there Uncle Butters!"

Professor Chaos broke the embrace and yelled "Human Kite what the fuck are you doing here?"

Toolshed answered his question "it's over for you Professor Chaos. We're here to bust you."

Professor Chaos became enraged and yelled "Goddamn it Toolshed you and your gay friends have ruined my evening."

Toolshed said "you're right my gay friends are here to ruin your evening. Wonder Tweek slap the cuffs on this motherfucker."

Wonder Tweek stepped forward with handcuffs and Super Craig put his hand on Professor Chaos's shoulder and told him "you'll be spending some more time in the Coon holding cell."

TO BE CONTINUED