Going After The Broflavskis
Chapter 7
By Shadowgate
Nelly knocked on the door at Cartman's house. Human Kite opened the door and snapped "what do you want?"
Nelly answered "I'm here to visit the one in lock up."
Human Kite took a deep breath and was about to say no but then Toolshed cut in.
"Let her in so she can see the prisoner. Prisoners get visitation rights with family and friends all the time."
Human Kite nodded and Toolshed whispered "had it been a kid responsible for the trolling we'd have him or her locked up in Cartman's basement."
Kyle took another deep breath and said "kids don't have the internet privacy adults have."
Stan replied back "seeing how Butters convinced us to give up our privacy by showing our private parts in public all the while seeing a girl in private makes me damn glad he's locked up."
Kyle yelled "fucking right, he called me a Goddamn Uncle Kyle. He called me a sellout Jew boy like an Uncle Tom sellout nigger."
Stan giggled and said "don't use the n-word Kyle."
They both start laughing.
Meanwhile downstairs Nelly was holding Butters in her arms.
She told him "I know the girls didn't want this and after you dumped your Canadian girlfriend I had to have you. The girls will no doubt be notified of our relationship but hey, fuck all those bitches."
Butters and Nelly started making out.
The Coon told them "get a room" and Nelly responded by saying "okay" and dragged the professor into the cell.
She then turned to the Coon and said "I'm going to do the jail house rock on Butter's great big cock."
President Garrison yelled "hurry it up in there because I've got Mister Slave's ass I want to fuck and I have to be on a flight to TX in two hours to campaign for a total loser in the senate race."
THE END