Kevin reached into his pocket. He produced a tube of super glue.
"Kevin what are you doing?" squealed Mrs. Pepper.
Kevin grinned.
"Lol idk"
He slowly unscrewed the cap of the glue. Then he grabbed Mrs. Pepper and proceeded to glue her holes one by one.
Mrs. Pepper screamed. "KEVIN I NEED THOSE TO BREATHE!"
"Do you need them to scream?"
Kevin closed the last hole. Mrs. Pepper made no sound.
"Guess you do"
Mrs. Pepper watched helplessly as Kevin left her to suffocate.
Orange Kitten and Green Puppy were doing the nasty when they heard Mrs. Pepper's blood curdling scream.
Mrs. Pepper was usually a delusional whore so they both ignored her and carried on making weird dog/cat hybrids.
Kevin watched from the corner. It was no secret he had a freaky animal mating fetish. Green Puppy knew he was there. Green Puppy didn't curr. Yolo.
Orange Kitten was a slut. She visited her 10 boyfriends daily. Kevin hated sluts.
Kevin would kill her.
He crept towards them. He lost his balance, fucking shoelaces, and fell into Tickety Tock.
"Hullo Kevin, what time is it then? Have you learnt to read the time yet you dumb faggot?"
"Its murder o'clock" and Kevin smashed Tickety Tock t smithereens.
Orange Kitten licked her vagina, why do cats do that? Why? It's weird just wash it with water stop licking yourself out.
Kevin grabbed her by the tail and swung her around his head. He let go and she smashed into the wall, her brains leaked onto the carpet.
Kevin picked up her body and stuffed it inside Sidetable Drawer.
Green Puppy was nowhere to be seen.
Kevin walked to the bathroom to clean range Kitten's blood from his hands.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YO' HANDS KEVIN? I ain't cleaning that!"
"You'll do what you're told Slippery Soap"
"no, yolo"
"That's right" and Kevin snapped him in two. He dropped each half into the toilet and flushed. "Bye Soap"
Exhausted, Kevin went to bed, plotting tomorrow's murders as he drifted off to sleep.