Rachel nailed her callback the next day, simply thrilled to the core with her continuous success; and as scared as Finn was to lose her, he had to admit that he loved seeing her so content. As he had noticed before, her happiness was contagious, and it left him with an elated glow to help him through each day. He needed it, too, seeing that there was still four months until school ended, and a very little amount of breaks in his future.

It didn't take Finn too long to realize that Rachel's positive attitude was not only affecting his mood in terms of life itself, but also his desire for Rachel. For the past three nights, Finn had stayed late at Rachel's house where they hid in her massive closet so Finn wouldn't be kicked out of the house for being there past nine, which was the time Hiram and Leroy had set for their precious little girl. The two would sit cuddled up with each other, their lips colliding often. As much as Finn would like to hate the fact that their best times together were in hiding, the fact that either one of Rachel's dads could open the door at any moment brought a false sense of danger to their late night hangouts, which made it even more exhilarating.

On the contrary, that's all they did. Kissing and making out was fun and all, but Finn wanted more. He wanted to feel Rachel everywhere and claim her body even more than he had the night in the abandoned movie theatre. He wanted to be the one Rachel gave her virginity to.

Long conversations on this topic occurred with Santana and Noah over group IM messages. Four nights after Rachel's callback, Finn snuck home at his usual time of five after midnight and logged onto his instant messaging account.

FinnHud has opened up a group chat. (12:07)

SantanaSexpez has been added to the chat, invited by FinnHud.(12:07)

SantanaSexpez: sweet jesus hudson, agen?

Puckerbomb has been added to the chat, invited by FinnHud.(12:08)

Puckerbomb: this is bcomin a nitly thing

FinnHud: Come on, guys. You promised to help.

SantanaSexpez: rachel annoys the fuk outa me evr sinc she becam ur girlfriend ur all liter8 and shit

FinnHud: I like it better this way.

SantanaSexpez: whtev pea brain

FinnHud: I still need help seducing Rachel.

Puckerbomb: did u try sliding ur hand undr her shrt lik I told u?

FinnHud: Yeah. She seemed to like it, actually.

Puckerbomb: good!

SantanaSexpez: u just hav 2 feel it. set up a romantc dinr or sumthin

FinnHud: I would if I could, but her dad's are always there when I come over and they make me "leave" before dinner.

SantanaSexpez: o rite I forgt u hav ur littl hideaway

Puckerbomb: invit her ovr tomoro wen ur mom is out l8

SantanaSexpez: yes!

Puckerbomb: chix lov tht kinda stuf

FinnHud: What if she's not ready?

SantanaSexpez: shell tell u obv

SantanaSexpez: we all no tht girl has a mouth she cnt cntrl & a tendncy 2 speak her mind wen she shudnt

Puckerbomb: hav u seen anythng yet bro?

FinnHud: The only time we've ever been unclothed together was when we were in the abandoned movie theatre.

SantanaSexpez: ur an idiot, the ansr 2 ur probs is rite in frnt of ur face

Puckerbomb: wut

FinnHud: Huh?

SantanaSexpez: tak her bck to the muvy theatr & sex er up thre

FinnHud: You're a genius!

SantanaSexpez: ino ;)

Puckerbomb: dam, cn I join?

SantanaSexpez: no way! i alrdy calld the 1st 3sum

FinnHud:

SantanaSexpez: o pls chubz, rachels hot as fuk & we all no it

FinnHud: She's also my girlfriend, and neither one of you are getting into her pants.

Puckerbomb: lier! she sed mayb, not yes!

FinnHud: I think it's pretty obvious that she's mine, dude.

SantanaSexpez: wutev, iv got brit untl u decid 2 giv in

Puckerbomb: nd i hav q

FinnHud: I'm going to go now. I'll call Rachel in the morning.

Puckerbomb: dam I 4got 2moros saturday!

SantanaSexpez: tgif tgif tgif

FinnHud has left the group chat. (12:36)

SantanaSexpez: well thn...

Puckerbomb: clm ur tits tana hes got sum restng up 2 do b4 the big nite ;))))))))))))

SantanaSexpez had left the group chat. (12:38)

Puckerbomb: o


Maybe this chapter made you laugh? ;P