~ The wrath of the jalapenos ~
The weekend was over and it was Monday morning already. Elsa was on her way to meet Maria and her team of manufacturers to discuss her next project. Elsa had spent most of the weekend getting to know Hans. They had spent Saturday morning together but Hans had a shoot that afternoon so he had left Elsa's apartment by lunchtime. Elsa was invited over to Hans' apartment on Sunday and she was treated to Hans' culinary skills, He cooked her a traditional English roast dinner. Hans had learnt to cook this over last few years he had been living in London and had now perfected it. Just as Elsa entered The Mayfair Hotel for her meeting her phone buzzed. It was a text from Hans.
[Hans]: Hey babe what do you fancy doing tonight? I haven't stopped thinking about you. i would really like to see you again. X
Elsa beamed as she read the text.
[Queenie]: Let me cook for you this time. Come over to mine at 7pm tonight. How does Mexican sound? Hope you like it spicy! ;-) X
[Hans]: Sounds good! See you later beautiful. X
The meeting with Maria and her manufactures was a success. Elsa was to launch yet another snowflake inspired collection in a months time. The lingerie would use sheer material and lace rather then silk.
Hans was on cloud nine after the most perfect weekend spent with Elsa. He wasn't even concerned that they haven't had sex yet. Fooling around and kissing was enough to satisfy him at the moment. His feelings for Elsa were ones that he had never experienced with a girl before. He was looking forward to Elsa cooking Mexican for him but he had to be careful with the jalapenos, as much as he loved eating them his stomach didn't appropriate it when he did. He pulled up to Elsa's apartment that evening and pressed the buzzer to her apartment. Elsa was in her kitchen with her music blaring while the chicken sizzled loudly in a pan. She couldn't hear the buzzer going off.
"What is she doing?!" Hans muttered as he stood there for at least five minutes with no answer. He took his phone out and rang Elsa. Elsa's music was interrupted by her phone ringing though her wireless speakers she smiled when she saw it was Hans.
"Where the hell are you? I've been waiting outside your apartment for the last five minutes! Is this gonna be a regular thing of you not letting me in when I come see you?" Hans said.
"Oh shit! I'm sorry I didn't hear the buzzer over my music." Elsa pressed the door button to allow Hans in and left the door to her apartment a jar so he could let himself in.
Hans entered the kitchen and smirked as he watched Elsa cooking and wiggling her hips to the song that was playing. The song was I like the way you move by body rockers. Her hair was tied up in a messy bun and she had a hello kitty apron on. He went up behind her and snaked his arms around her waist. " Hello gorgeous" he said into her ear. Elsa felt a delicious shiver up her spine from the unexpected contact.
"Hello you" Elsa said turning to look at Hans. She took his face into her hands and gave him a deep wanting kiss. She broke away from the kiss so she could focus her attention to the chicken again. "I hope you're hungry" she said.
Elsa placed the chicken on the table to join the impressive spread. She had prepared guacamole, sour cream, salsa, re fried beans, salad, grated cheese and a dish with extra jalapenos just in case the chicken wasn't spicy enough.
"Well someones been very busy" Hans said already salivating at the feast in front of him. He grabbed a plate and proceeded to pile his plate with food.
"I hope you enjoy it. Elsa said as she grabbed her own plate. Elsa watched as Hans made light work of consuming three tacos whilst she had just finished her first. He had an impressive amount of jalapenos on his tacos too.
"Go easy with the jalapenos, you might feel the burn tomorrow" Elsa said jesting with Hans. A bead of sweat runs down Hans' face, he had indeed overdone it with the peppers.
"Yeah just might need to put some toilet roll in the freezer!" Hans replied putting another jalapeno into his mouth. Had he just used some toilet humour with a girl he had only just met. To his relief Elsa giggled at the comment. Hans sat back in his chair and rubbed his belly, he could feel his stomach burning.
Elsa could see Hans discomfort and went to the refrigerator to pour him a glass of milk.
"Here, this should help neutralise the burning" Elsa said placing the glass in front of Hans.
"Thanks" Hans said and gulped down the milk. It wasn't long until he felt he was ready for more food. Elsa and Hans laid on the bed together after dinner. Elsa comforted Hans by rubbing his overfull belly for him.
"Are you sure you're feeling okay?" She was genuinely concerned for him. Hans grunted as his belly gurgled.
"Yeah i think so I over did it with the jalapenos. Hans said moving onto his side whilst Elsa kept her hands on his belly. As he moved he ended up ripping a loud break of wind.
"OH FUCK!" Hans cringed, burying his face into a pillow as his cheeks flushed bright red. Why did his stomach have to embarrass him in front of such a hot girl. Elsa will probably end up being so disgusted with what he had just done and ask him to leave. Elsa stifled a laugh the last thing Hans would want her to do is laugh at him. She could tell that Hans was incredibly embarrassed by his bodily function.
"Better out the then in!" Elsa said hoping to ease the situation for Hans. She continued to rub his belly for him.
"I cant believe that just happened, I'm so sorry!" Hans said. He could feel another one brewing. "Erm, can I use you bathroom please?" Hans asked in a panic.
"Yeah sure use the en suit." Elsa said pointing at the door. Ideally he would have liked to use the main bathroom so Elsa wasn't in the same room listening but right now he had no choice.
As soon as he bathroom door was closed he let rip again.
"Fuck that feels good" he murmured as he let out another one. His gut gurgled loudly, he knew he was going to be ill.
"Why now!" Hans groaned opening the window. He rubbed his belly as he relieved himself on the toilet. He ended up staying in the bathroom for half an hour.
"Hans are you okay?" Elsa said knocking on the door gently. She heard the toilet flush and unmistakable sound of air freshener being sprayed. The door creaked open. Hans looked pale.
"I should go home."Just as soon as Hans came out of the bathroom he had to go again. There was no way he would even make it out Elsa's apartment without shitting himself!
Hans ended up sleeping in the spare room and had numerous trips back and forth to the bathroom the whole night. By morning he was exhausted. The sunlight in Elsa's bedroom started coming through the gap in her curtains. She opened her eyes and sighed in disappointment when she remembered that Hans wasn't by her side in bed. She got up and tiptoed to the room he was sleeping in. She opened the door to find Hans softly snoring. He was lying on top of the duvet in nothing but his underpants on. Her flushed pink when she noticed his 'morning glory. Hans could sense someone was in the room looking at him and opened an eye to see Elsa looking adorable with her bedhead and a silk dressing gown. Hans smirked at the sight in front of him.
"Good morning" Elsa said making her way to his bed. "How are you feeling?" Hans groaned when he recalled the events from last night,
"I can't believe I farted in front of you!" Hans said mortified.
"Oh come on Hans, I really don't care" Elsa said straddling him and covering his sleepy face with kisses.
"I think I'm okay now, there cant possibly be anymore that can come out of me!" Hans said blushing. " I would have preferred spending the night ravishing you." added as he cupped his hands on her perfect backside.
"Well lets make up for last night now" Elsa purred into his ear. She felt her core ache for him. Her hands moved down to his crotch so she could start fondling his morning erection. Hans let out a low moan.
"Shit, Elsa that feels so good." Hans said leaning back against the bed. Elsa rubbed his dick through his underpants till he came. He looked beautiful when he was turned on and being pleasured by her. It was true what the waitress had said about Hans' dick. It was indeed big and thick. " You're so sexy" Elsa whispered in his ear as he ejaculated and made an impressive, sticky mess his underpants. " I think I'm gonna have to go commando for the rest of the day!" Hans said implying that he had no clean underpants with him.
"That would be incredibly hot" Elsa replied nibbling on his ear. "Do you think you could stomach some breakfast this morning. I can make some French toast?" Elsa asked as she mounted off him.
"I do feel kinda hungry" Hans said giving Elsa an adorable coy look.
"great I'm gonna go to the corner store and pick up some milk and eggs, I'll be back in a few minutes" Elsa said giving him a peck on the cheek. She threw on a pair of jogging pants and a hooded sweatshirt and left her apartment. As she returned the lobby of her apartment she couldn't help but feel like someone had been watching her every move. She shrugged the feeling off and called for the elevator.